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Counter-Strike. Call me crazy, but something about basement-dwellers using bullet hacks and the like to win matches turns me off.

WoW. I find it rather boring, stupid, and unresponsive regardless of how many people will try to cast area damage on my house after reading this.

ANY ANIME-BASED GAME. those are stupid, and are only liked by actual Japanese people, or THOSE DAMN DIRTY WEABOOS!!

RTS games. YAYS LET'S WATCH TEH UTHOR PEAPLZ FITE ND MAIBEE GEHT TEW PRES SUM BUTTINS!!

Zombie Games. they've been done to death (heh, get it?), and have no real innovations. the only one I liked a bit was Dead Rising.
 

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SteinFaust said:
Counter-Strike. Call me crazy, but something about basement-dwellers using bullet hacks and the like to win matches turns me off.

WoW. I find it rather boring, stupid, and unresponsive regardless of how many people will try to cast area damage on my house after reading this.

ANY ANIME-BASED GAME. those are stupid, and are only liked by actual Japanese people, or THOSE DAMN DIRTY WEABOOS!!

RTS games. YAYS LET'S WATCH TEH UTHOR PEAPLZ FITE ND MAIBEE GEHT TEW PRES SUM BUTTINS!!

Zombie Games. they've been done to death (heh, get it?), and have no real innovations. the only one I liked a bit was Dead Rising.
How could I forget the borefest that is WOW and RTS games? I feel ashamed of myself now.
 

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Darksparda said:
Grand theft Auto- The series never really appealed to me. It just bored me to tears within the first 10 to 30 minutes of gameplay and I just stopped their and put another game in(like DMC4 or MGS4).
LOL wait wait wait-- you got bored in the first 10-30 minutes of GTA, and popped in DMC4 or MGS4? the first 20-30 minutes of those are cinemas and unplayables!
 

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Biggest of the all.... World of Warcrack. I am a huge MMO fan which has probably made me a little snobbish about what I deem a good MMO but WoW just blows! Personally I find it an MMO any retard can play and every damn thing and person in the game is the same or close to the same. Which is why its so "Balanced". I hate how people say its the best just because its the biggest, plenty of other have much better systems in play and MUCH more storyline and depth. But hey its just my opinion, as I said I have played way too many MMOs and thus my standards are retardedly high.
 

SteinFaust

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Darksparda said:
How could I forget the borefest that is WOW and RTS games? I feel ashamed of myself now.
heh, it's okay, play a FUN game and all will be well :D
 

Pyro Paul

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World in Conflict.
it takes the broken mechanics of Ground Control 2 and simply reskins them. it tries to be epic, but fails because you can't control epic amounts of units. and it is one of those games where it appears they spent a lot more time on the visuals than they did on the acctual game. As awsome as it is the near photorealistic cutscenes, or to watch a Mushroom cloud raise from the battlefield in all of its partical effect glory, when that is the only redeaming factor for this rather dated and sub par game then it really isn't all that good in my eyes.
 

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Threads like this. All that comes of it is me getting pissed off when I see people writing that a game I like is nothing more then a puddle of ball sweat.

Oh, wait. Games you said? Well, I never really did get into Bioshock...
 

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oh.. i don't get Devil May Cry, Ninja Gaiden, or God of War...

they all seem like thumb cramping button mashers with repettive action and detached static, non-interactive background levels. sure you can break a pillar or two, but you still run in place against an invisible wall when you attempt to run up a small pile of rubble.

i can play these games, and they are more fun than watching TV however i don't enjoy them as they have a contrived sense of progression where i unlock character abilities that would have been more fun at the beginning of the game. addittionally, i never feel that i am using any skill or intelligence to beat these games. they seem more about timing and level familiarity.
 

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Half life. All of them. I don't know what it is I cant find anything Wrong I just don't seem to e having fun whenever i play one of them.
Same here. Also, I never enjoyed using the gravity gun much. Things you pick up almost always block your vision and it's very tedious work to stack things sometimes.

Also, stealth games. They're just not my thing, I guess. They just bore me to death and I suck at them (I've tried Splinter Cell, Hitman, and might possibly try Metal Gear Solid).

RPGs, including MMORPGs. There are some exceptions, though, like Super Mario RPG for the SNES. That game was so much fun!

Battlefield games. Battlefield 1942 was kinda fun (still play the multiplayer demo every other month or so), but it kept going downhill from there. Maps are too large, vehicles win from infantry (it's a law of nature or something) and close quarters combat is almost undoable.

Grand Theft Auto. GTA2 was very much fun, but since it became 3D I got the Battlefield feel. Too much going from A to B without anything happening and slow combat...

BioShock. I couldn't get into it, and I've never been one to enjoy being scared (or supposed to be). I jump in my seat more often when I'm playing a tense Search & Destroy match in a Call of Duty game and somebody suddenly jumps up to me after a minute or more of absolute silence...

Action RPGs in general, I guess. I also disliked Mass Effect, and neither Deus Ex nor System Shock ever appealed to me.
 

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I forgot one!! DOTA. it has such a cult following, that I HAVE to hate it! That, and it is based off some warcraft engine or whatever, and therefore inherently stupid.
 

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I'm not a big fan of big tough manly games like the Crytek series and GoW; and most of the Final Fantasy games (sans JIII, V, VI, IX, and Tactics) crumble under the weight of their own fanwank powered pretention and JRPG cliches.

Call me a plebian if you must, but Dwarf Fortress doesn't tickle my fancy either; the video game board from which I hail (starts with an F and rhymes with BourBhan) loves it but I'm nonplussed.
I had you up to "Dwarf Fortress".

I mean seriously, if you don't like the concept of a game where flooding the entire world with lava was considered a valid and sensible tactic, you're wrong in the head.
 

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oh, Dead or Alive...

the counter system was too powerful usually resulting in matches where opponents are just flacidly counter lunging at each other in paranoid anticipation.
 

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whenever anything becomes emensly popular and everybody and there mums lieks soemthign I stop liking it. I no longer can enjoy portal for this reason. I can't stand stealth games, I just don't have the patience.
 

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Portal - played it, got bored, went back to playing Myst (at the time)
Counter Strike - "THE Game" if I am to believe those who play it in class (during lessons), but to me, It's just a hack-ridden, unrealistic FPS grafted onto the HL-engine (whatever it's called).
 

Kikosemmek

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Final Fantasy; Legend of Zelda; Metal Gear Solid; Halo.

Some movies too: Fuck James Bond. Fuck Indiana Johnes. Motherfuck Star Wars. The only good thing the latter had was James Earl Jones' voice, and it's not even in the prequels.
 

Sylocat

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So many people are calling Final Fantasy "overrated" these days that it's in serious danger of becoming UNDERrated.
 

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I can honestly say that I have no paitience for stealth games.

WoW, I don't see what the big deal is.

Half-life...the series. Honestly, I don't get what is so popular about a mute character whom you never see, and only hear when you take damage. I also hated the gunplay mechanics...having to tap the right trigger fast to fire fast quickly becomes a chore.
 

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I really don't get why the Dead or Alive games are considered such gems in their genre. Maybe I'm a Soul Calibur snob, but they were always too difficult for me to get into.

(edit: I don't mean difficulty level, either. They just weren't my kinda game.)