Diablo. With D3 coming out and everyone frothing at the mouth over it, I better thicken up my skin right quick I figure, as I did not at all enjoy the series. Diablo the original, despite being very, very simple and mind-numbing after a certain portion of time, I actually find better than the sequel, as I am one of the maladjusted unfortunates who does not enjoy being repeatedly killed and having to do stuff over and over again. If you don't absolutely optimize your build - and I much prefer having a broader amount of options to problem-solve with - you get screwed often, early and with a vigor that would make pornstars hang up their thongs. The story was nowhere near enthralling enough to keep me interested, and after the umpteenth time Duriel killed me three seconds after catching sight of him I just kind of gave up on the series as a whole. Not worth the frustration.
I was never a fan of rhythm games, however they choose to tart them up. Dance Dance Revolution is like Simon in public, with your feet, with the difficulty ramped right up - it's embarrassing and I fail a lot and I have no idea how anyone finds that fun. Guitar Hero is the same thing, but alone in your room with your rockstar fantasies. I have no idea why, if anyone wants to play guitar that badly, they don't just, y'now, learn how to play the guitar. Plus having to go through the whole byzantine hacking process to be able to play some god damn Devin Townsend Band makes the whole thing just plain Not Worth It.
Maple Story is brain-breakingly repetitive and difficult if you don't spend money on it. See also: the grand majority of 'free' MMORPGs. I need to write an article on this crap someday.
I was never a fan of rhythm games, however they choose to tart them up. Dance Dance Revolution is like Simon in public, with your feet, with the difficulty ramped right up - it's embarrassing and I fail a lot and I have no idea how anyone finds that fun. Guitar Hero is the same thing, but alone in your room with your rockstar fantasies. I have no idea why, if anyone wants to play guitar that badly, they don't just, y'now, learn how to play the guitar. Plus having to go through the whole byzantine hacking process to be able to play some god damn Devin Townsend Band makes the whole thing just plain Not Worth It.
Maple Story is brain-breakingly repetitive and difficult if you don't spend money on it. See also: the grand majority of 'free' MMORPGs. I need to write an article on this crap someday.