Expressions/sayings you hate

[Lissa-QUON]

Not a commonly used expression or saying but this one is definitely close to the black pit of my heart : "There is no try, DO" - mangled Yoda quote that is forever ingrained in my memory from the hundred something times my drivers ed teacher yelled it at me when I was learning to drive.

I swear now if anyone says that in my general direction I will probably make them sorry they ever did.

 

[Spadly]

Yo, angry musicians unite. "Same difference" annoys me because it's idiots getting confused between "What's the difference?" and "Same thing."

My mum says "same difference" a lot and actually, when you think about it...
RAGE!

When you said angry musicians, it made me think of Angry Gorilla from this masterpiece: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBb4cjjj1gI

 

[JordanDH]

Yo, angry musicians unite. "Same difference" annoys me because it's idiots getting confused between "What's the difference?" and "Same thing."

My mum says "same difference" a lot and actually, when you think about it...
RAGE!

When you said angry musicians, it made me think of Angry Gorilla from this masterpiece: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBb4cjjj1gI

I'm an angry gorilla, I heard you needed me. I love Auto-tune the News.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

"I didn't do it".yes you did,you did do it and you will pay for doing it.

 

[Stevato]

Pretty much any internet-speak; e.g. "ftw, ftl, lmao, roflcopter, inorite, amirite, etc etc" - GO OUTSIDE

Agreed, Friends have recently though twice about saying "Lol" on front of me...

 

[rawlsku]

This thread is sad. You guys rage about how people talk.

Not like the words are hurting you or anything, you just decide to rage over certain phrases.

 

[Sipo]

people who say laugh out loud while your talkin to them instead of laughing. I wanna fuckin run em over with a lawnmower

 

[similar.squirrel]

The 'high on life' one.
It's absolutely nauseating.

 

[Wadders]

Oooh, "I'm high on life" annoys me, as does any office speak that means absolutely nothing, like "think outside the box" and "the view from 1000 feet", that sort of stuff.

Heh, that translates to staffroom speak too according to my history teacher, he's always bitching about how the senior members of staff want to "toutch base" with him or "blue sky" an idea...

What the fuck does that even mean?

Personally, I don't like "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" Can be true, but more often than not, they're just another enemy.

Technically, the enemy of your enemy is you.

*implodes*

 

[Tinblitz]

This thread is sad. You guys rage about how people talk.

Not like the words are hurting you or anything, you just decide to rage over certain phrases.

This saying annoys me. If you have nothing productive to add to the thread and all you want to do is start a flame war or troll, then I would formally invite you to go boil your head.

 

[Lynx]

"At least you've got your health." - Not always much of a comfort.

"It could be worse. A woman could chop your penis off and throw it out of a moving car," Tyler Durden (I believe). I dunno, that's just what I thought of when I read that.

You wouldn't have that problem, just don't do that to a guy unless he really deserves it.

Well, I wouldn't.

Regarding the "it could be worse", here's a slightly random piece of advice to all men: Do not under any circumstances use this phrase to a woman who is currently experiencing uterine cramps. For she will throw something at you.

Well that's just something retarded to say in that circumstance. Kinda makes me think about if I'm an unlucky cop or something who gets shot every few months.

"It could be worse, dude."
"Yeah, well you'll understand if I'm tired of it happening."

I mean, wow, it sucks that you gals go through that. Not something to stupidly comment on.

- "It could be worse."
- "Oh really? Well, now I feel so much better!"

 

[LeGrotesque]

"I hate to tell you, but..."

NO YOU DON'T, OTHERWISE YOU WOULDN'T HAVE THAT DISGUSTING SELF-SATISFIED SMIRK ON YOUR FACE, YOU CONDESCENDING SMUG ****.

 

[LeGrotesque]

The 'high on life' one.
It's absolutely nauseating.

I like using it ironically. Or changing 'life' to something stupid like 'magic' or 'burritos'.

 

[BlackIronGuardian]

One single word.

''Mission.''

What in FUCK'S name is a mission?

 

[LeGrotesque]

One we have in Ireland is "So I turned around to him and I said..." A pal of mine says this all the time. She must spend conversations rotating slowly on the spot.

I giggled.

 

[Red Right Hand]

"Not being funny but-"

One person would alawys say this at my old school right before he said something that would insult you.
E.g. "not being funny but maybe you didn't get the good part in the play because you're never it school..."
"No, it's because the main role goes to the best arse-lickers. Now kindly bugger off and die."

Sorry to vent the bile, but that phrase makes me want to slap the stupid out of people...

Oh i knew someone who did exactly the same thing, exept they would say "no offense but..."
and then insult you.
It did my tits in, every feckin sentence he would say that
AAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

 

[LeGrotesque]

1. there are starving people in Africa who would love that food.

According to Cracked, saying stuff like that (and it was almost always your mother, amirite?) is one of the 6 things that are secretly making you fat.

 

[whaleswiththumbs]

"Look on the bright side" makes me want to tear people's limbs off.

WHAT IS BRIGHT ABOUT NOT GETTING INTO THE BASKETBALL SQUAD?

You alive? Or , they are pricks who can't recognize talent?

I think the search bar could have been used here.

OT: I don't think I have any, Alot of the ones you guys are saying sounds just cliche, but sometimes I do it so I can't say it's annoying.

I hate when people say 'epic fail' or '/thread' on the internet. It just sounds so obnoxious to me, I can't stand it.

Well, I can see what your talking about with the epic fail, people who say it need to have proof they can do it perfect before that.

But, /thread


EDIT:

1. there are starving people in Africa who would love that food.

According to Cracked, saying stuff like that (and it was almost always your mother, amirite?) is one of the 6 things that are secretly making you fat.

THATS WHAT IT IS, i couldn't think of that before, but now i remeber that, my friend(He's black) says that, I to control myself come back with "Well they better get over here qucik cause i'm about to throw it away.

 

[LeGrotesque]

"irregardless" and,"I Know, Right?" piss me off

May I just say...

IRREGARDLESS IS NOT A MOTHERFUCKING WORD YOU CUNTS

And you have my kudos for hating it. <3