i'd honestly sooner write off David Fincher because of this movie than give this movie a chance because it's directed by David Fincher. i hated every bleeding, pandering, overblown, unbearable aspect of this movie BEFORE i knew Jesse Eisenberg was in it. now, it's dead to me. i will neither say nor read anything further about this film. i won't even see it if Rifftrax does a riff on it.