*Facepalm* I cant believe i know you

[The_Blue_Rider]

Have you ever had a friend who is so mind bendingly stupid that you just had to say "I cant believe i know you"
For example i met my friend on the bus a while back, and hes talking about how we are all screwed because of the swine flu, for most people that would have been the part when you slapped him, but i just said "Why because only like 3 people have died from it compared to the millions who die from the regular flu?" Then he said the stupidest thing ever
"Well, whats the country with the best healthcare in the world?"
I reply "I dunno, Canada?"
To which he says "no its America, and like, 100 people have already been infected"

I never talked to him again.
So escapists have you got any stories of, I cant believe i know you?

 

[Kud]

My friend laughed for half an hour when my sports teacher said "We have to steal each others balls"

 

[The_Blue_Rider]

My friend laughed for half an hour when my sports teacher said "We have to steal each others balls"

I laughed out loud, am i immature now?

 

[TriggerHappyAngel]

i recently discovered that one of my friends is into BDSM o.o

 

[zehydra]

Well Canadian's do come down here apparently to get health care, but Swine Flu was just a media story blown out of proportion, and infection has nothing to do with health care. Facepalming was appropriate, but not talking to him again is a bit harsh. And unnecessary.

 

[The_Blue_Rider]

Well Canadian's do come down here apparently to get health care, but Swine Flu was just a media story blown out of proportion, and infection has nothing to do with health care. Facepalming was appropriate, but not talking to him again is a bit harsh. And unnecessary.

And also i never really liked him in the first place, and we go to different schools

 

[Chaos-Spider]

My friend laughed for half an hour when my sports teacher said "We have to steal each others balls"

I laughed out loud, am i immature now?

I laughed too, so don't worry, your'e not alone.

Also, wasn't swine flu just as virulent as normal flu, with the people who died from it having other vulnerabilities and medical conditions that compromised immunity?

OT: in retrospect, i'm the person who usually says something that sounds really stupid and gives me a strong urge to bang my head against a wall once I've figured that out.

 

[grimsprice]

I'd like to make two examples, one like the OP wants... I know guy A and guy B. I can't believe i know guy A who actually said, "i can't believe guy B is dating my ex.(of over a year broken up and 9 months out of communication). He should have asked me first."

I shit you not.

The second is i think a polar opposite. Its a situation where something happened and i said "i can't believe i know someone capable of that." I was having a religious debate with a very cunning young lady. And throughout the conversation she actually made sense. No logical phallusies(haha dick joke), no misquotations of the bible, (which is something religious people have a hard time not doing for some reason). And it made sense. Granted it was constructed off a premise i can't accept, but past that it was consistent. I can't believe i know someone who can do that.

 

[Mortons4ck]

Also, wasn't swine flu just as virulent as normal flu, with the people who died from it having other vulnerabilities and medical conditions that compromised immunity?

The scary thing about swine flu wasn't how many people it killed, it was the fact that it didn't seem to follow the normal flu season cycle (ie people dying in the middle of summer).

 

[ethaninja]

I had a mate that I used to hang with, until he started acting like a prick and wearing his hats sideways and listenin to techno and rap. Talk about following the trend.

 

[Brad Shepard]

A friend of mine is a Furry...

/Trend.

 

[fd18e3d0-816e-11e4-b4a9-0800200c9a66]

A friends of mine was looking at a recipe book, she said 'I know i have to beat the egg but it doesn't say whether i have to take it out the shell or not'

 

[joe the janitor]

My friend laughed for half an hour when my sports teacher said "We have to steal each others balls"

That's actually really funny!!

 

[grimsprice]

The second is i think a polar opposite. Its a situation where something happened and i said "i can't believe i know someone capable of that." I was having a religious debate with a very cunning young lady. And throughout the conversation she actually made sense. No logical phallusies(haha dick joke), no misquotations of the bible, (which is something religious people have a hard time not doing for some reason). And it made sense. Granted it was constructed off a premise i can't accept, but past that it was consistent. I can't believe i know someone who can do that.

Care to recount what she said here?

OT: I've got a golden one.
"Wait, are bones made of milk?"

No, not really, it was sort of a 2 hour conversation. I walked her through Genesis asking her questions about it. You know, how could God make the sun and the earth in the dark when the sun makes light and the earth is made of pre-exploded stars. Why did God make Lucifer if He knew blah blah blah, whats with the walking/talking snake. Was a fucking fence around the tree out of his budget? Those sorts of things.

And to be honest i don't really know how the conversation would have ended, she had to go before i could get into Exodus and Deu., the morally classy books if ya know what i mean. Of course i didn't get to the part where Reality disagrees with the Bible. (thats right, i capitalize Reality, because there is only one of it. its a proper noun bitches.) You know, like, the universe disagrees with a young earth and sin and fallen animals and incongruent suffering and all that.

So it might have turned out different given a little time. I'll have to find a tasteful way of bring it back up without sounding like i'm reverse-evangelizing.

 

[aDuck]

A friend of mine is a Furry...

/Trend.

i have a third wheel at our uni that is a furry...

he loves talking to everyone about his friends, but we dont like talking to him full stop.

of only people take hints...

 

[Shockolate]

While he's not stupid, my friend just says a lot of things that comes into his mind, which just happen to be stupid. He is well known for turning anything into a "Your mom" joke and coined such inside jokes (between my circle of friends) such as "I invented the burrito" and "Do you feel mutilated" (about circumcision). He's really funny in the sense that he has the ability to make someone facepalm.

 

[Cody211282]

My friend laughed for half an hour when my sports teacher said "We have to steal each others balls"

LOL so did I

I'd like to make two examples, one like the OP wants... I know guy A and guy B. I can't believe i know guy A who actually said, "i can't believe guy B is dating my ex.(of over a year broken up and 9 months out of communication). He should have asked me first."

I shit you not.

Eh I'm with guy A, its part of the bro code, if hes your friend you ask.

OT: At my old job (customer care for AT&T) we were in the big group chat, and somehow everyone decided to break out singing "Welcome to the jungle", we had about 7 people of out 10 person team doing it, when someone starts going "whats that ive never heard it before"

 

[ottenni]

A friend of mine once said, 'friends are more important than you social life".

This prompted us the start the wooden spoon competition. Whenever someone said something stupid, they get the wooden spoon. And the person who had it at the end of the year had to buy us all fish and chips.