Fastest/Easiest way to get in a fight.

[samsprinkle]

Alright, but Germany gets to do it. We've done it three times, and no one army has stopped us. First time, we just wanted a little. Second, spur of the moment. Third, Hitler wanted to dance in front of the Eiffel tower. I'm not kidding, there's a video of it out there.

Only if they allow me to join their army!

 

[meatloaf231]

Punch someone.

This would probably do it.

 

[Dr Pussymagnet]

Just punch someone in the face.

 

[samsprinkle]

I really don't know...but the quickest way to avoid a fight(France) is to say that you have German relatives...

No, I got one. Go to Germany and say to any person, what's your blood-alcohol content?

Or say..."where was Germany from around 36' to 45'?"

I could see that. "Nowhere! Poland was having a Teaparty!"

Easiest way to get into a fight with a girl (or a horde of girls), is to shout "Twilight SUCKS!" at the top of your lungs.

Beat me to it.

Only works on Emo, preppy, nerdy, geeky, socialite, social-LITE, hippy, square, gamer, fat, skinny, average, tall, short girls...Oh Bugger! wait a minute!

 

[samsprinkle]

]We should invade France. I mean, forget EVERYTHING else...France needs to go...

I would join the armed forces just for the chance to invade France.

But, the best way I know to start a fight.
1. Insult his mother
2. Violate his sister
3. Glass him in the back of the head

That would get anyone's blood boiling. Oh, and if he's Scottish, insult William Wallace, Sean Connery, and then start hating on plaid.(in order)

Hey! My families roots are in scotland! But when I met my relatives that havn't seen our side of the family for 200 years that frikin accent got my blood boiling fast,"ey, wer bouts is yer lavatree? I os ta cake a spit!" oh god it was horrible. Man holds his liquor thought, I'll give him that...

 

[Lyiat]

Walk into a Star Trek convention in a Jedi Outfit, lightsaber drawn. Then insult William Shatner, Brent Spiner, Leonard Nimoy, and Patrick Stewart.

 

[Avatar Roku]

Walk into a Star Trek convention in a Jedi Outfit, lightsaber drawn.

I'm sorry, but I lol'd so hard at this. That can also work in reverse. I think I saw a video of Triumph the Insult Comic Dog going to the opening day of Star Wars: Episode 2, waiting in line, making fun of everyone's nerdiness, when a dude in star trek clothes came up and cursed them all out. Then, a guy dressed as Darth Maul came up, took out his "lightsaber", and the Trekkie actually ran away! Funny as hell.

 

[Aiden Rebirth]

just touch the persons genitals and hit them, that could work...

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Alright, but Germany gets to do it. We've done it three times, and no one army has stopped us. First time, we just wanted a little. Second, spur of the moment. Third, Hitler wanted to dance in front of the Eiffel tower. I'm not kidding, there's a video of it out there.

Only if they allow me to join their army!

You're in.

 

[Souplex]

Kick a guy in the crotch. Have large goons blocking all means of said guy to escape leaving violence as his only option.

 

[samsprinkle]

Alright, but Germany gets to do it. We've done it three times, and no one army has stopped us. First time, we just wanted a little. Second, spur of the moment. Third, Hitler wanted to dance in front of the Eiffel tower. I'm not kidding, there's a video of it out there.

Only if they allow me to join their army!

You're in.

Huzzah! Beer and Pretzels all the way to Paris, I mean, all we have to say is, "France, I'll kick your ass!" and they will surrender...

 

[Gelp]

Walk into a Star Trek convention in a Jedi Outfit, lightsaber drawn. Then insult William Shatner, Brent Spiner, Leonard Nimoy, and Patrick Stewart.

Or just start a Kirk >< Picard debate.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Alright, but Germany gets to do it. We've done it three times, and no one army has stopped us. First time, we just wanted a little. Second, spur of the moment. Third, Hitler wanted to dance in front of the Eiffel tower. I'm not kidding, there's a video of it out there.

Only if they allow me to join their army!

You're in.

Huzzah! Beer and Pretzels all the way to Paris, I mean, all we have to say is, "France, I'll kick your ass!" and they will surrender...

You kidding? Once they see the spikes on our helmets they'll run for it.

 

[Lyiat]

Alright, but Germany gets to do it. We've done it three times, and no one army has stopped us. First time, we just wanted a little. Second, spur of the moment. Third, Hitler wanted to dance in front of the Eiffel tower. I'm not kidding, there's a video of it out there.

Only if they allow me to join their army!

You're in.

Huzzah! Beer and Pretzels all the way to Paris, I mean, all we have to say is, "France, I'll kick your ass!" and they will surrender...

You kidding? Once they see the spikes on our helmets they'll run for it.

Not the current France... They have Cattlepolts.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Do you mean catapults? What's a cattlepolt?

 

[Lyiat]

Do you mean catapults? What's a cattlepolt?

Watch Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

 

[Slotteh]

Piss in their drink.

 

[[Gavo]]

Well....

Punch him in the face.

 

[TheEndGame]

Well as far as I go...
Present yourself as a threat to civility, and you found your huckleberry. That's pretty much how I get down.