Fastest/Easiest way to get in a fight.

[TheEndGame]

Okay but does it start the kinda fight that would entertain for the right reasons?

 

[xitel]

Punch someone.

This. This will get them to fight you, or they'll run away. If it's the second, then they weren't going to get in a fight anyway. But you have to go for something that would actually hurt. Not just a slug in the shoulder.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Do you mean catapults? What's a cattlepolt?

Watch Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Seen it. I get ya now.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Walk up to a guy and say, "Let's you and me fight!"
The other guys says, "Them's fightin' words!"
A fight ensues.
What's the fastest and or easiest way to start a fight?

Find what is most important to them then insult it. Good ideas are religion, country, or political beliefs

That'll only get them irritated. Pissed, but irritated. It'll take a while for the average person to start a fist fight.

 

[Berethond]

I got a new one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_P6LCFBSu20
This is pretty much how to do it.

 

[Berethond]

]We should invade France. I mean, forget EVERYTHING else...France needs to go...

I would join the armed forces just for the chance to invade France.

But, the best way I know to start a fight.
1. Insult his mother
2. Violate his sister
3. Glass him in the back of the head

That would get anyone's blood boiling. Oh, and if he's Scottish, insult William Wallace, Sean Connery, and then start hating on plaid.(in order)

Hey! My families roots are in scotland! But when I met my relatives that havn't seen our side of the family for 200 years that frikin accent got my blood boiling fast,"ey, wer bouts is yer lavatree? I os ta cake a spit!" oh god it was horrible. Man holds his liquor thought, I'll give him that...

Oh yeah, if you claim they can't hold their liquor they get pissed.
Speaking of accents, I used to have a British one. It's kind of interesting, I was born in CA and have never been to Britain.

 

[PirateKing]

Walk up to a guy and say, "Let's you and me fight!"
The other guys says, "Them's fightin' words!"
A fight ensues.
What's the fastest and or easiest way to start a fight?

Find what is most important to them then insult it. Good ideas are religion, country, or political beliefs

That'll only get them irritated. Pissed, but irritated. It'll take a while for the average person to start a fist fight.

Well when they get mad and in your face head butt them in the nose.
1. It'll leave them confused making it easier to win
2. It has a little more honor than nut sack kicks
3. All the blood will freak out the weaker challengers

I love this site so much.

 

[Blair Bennett]

I really don't know...but the quickest way to avoid a fight(France) is to say that you have German relatives...

No, I got one. Go to Germany and say to any person, what's your blood-alcohol content?

Or say..."where was Germany from around 36' to 45'?"

I could see that. "Nowhere! Poland was having a Teaparty!"

Easiest way to get into a fight with a girl (or a horde of girls), is to shout "Twilight SUCKS!" at the top of your lungs.

Beat me to it.

Only works on Emo, preppy, nerdy, geeky, socialite, social-LITE, hippy, square, gamer, fat, skinny, average, tall, short girls...Oh Bugger! wait a minute!

Apparently, I'm in a category of my own. According to your list there, I'm a female of a very different caliber, as, if you were to say this, I would likely kiss you right then and there. I've never been so disappointed with a fanbase in particular as I am with the Twilight fanbase. Quality apparently is not a factor in their interest, as anything that involves vampires that aren't A) scary, or B) heterosexual, should not be considered adequate vampire literature, and instead, should be burned in religious ceremonies.

In my opinion, the easiest way to start a fight would be to conceive a child, let it learn life lessons from television, video games, and music (all recommended for an older age group than the child in question) for a few years, whilst spending little to no time with the child, as well as not making sure they know the difference between reality and a psychotic fantasy world type thing. Wait until said child performs some act deemed perversely violent, and a result of playing violent video games (and NOTHING ELSE). Commence battle!

Sorry, it's just what came to mind.

 

[Jaythulhu]

How about walking up to someone and saying "Want to fight?" Should be pretty easy to get going from there. Why the hell everyone is so obsessed with starting fights or defending themselves from fights I have no fuckin' idea. Can't we all just get drunk, listen to some music and have a good time?

 

[Social Pariah]

Look at them funny seems to be as much cause as some need these days.

 

[SAccharing10]

It's not that easy to start a fight, as Fight Club shows, most ordinary people would try their best to avoid a fight before they got into it.

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

Punch a person while screaming a racial slur.

Walk into a bar late and scream "All you guys are cock sucking faggots and I could easily ***** slap any of you little fucking retarded dipshits like I was the god known as Hitler myself"...I feel bad for writing that, but still that'll get you a fight.

 

[bad rider]

Go into scotland talking about how great the english are.

 

[bad rider]

Oh wait i know, the ps3 and 360 sucks the wii is ten times more powerful.
Also pc's suck.

 

[Hoppetussa]

Throw some Xbox controllers at Sony fanboys.

 

[Fraught]

Throw some Xbox controllers at Sony fanboys.

Or vice versa.

And where comes the thought that Twilight is the next best thing since sliced bread for teenage girls? You guys just read it off the internet, right?

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

Say their religion is stupid.

Or just walk past some chavs, and say their music sucks... Prepare for Brown Trouser Time on that one...