Fastest/Easiest way to get in a fight.

[The_Chief]

Easiest way to get into a fight with a girl (or a horde of girls), is to shout "Twilight SUCKS!" at the top of your lungs.

girls have a secret call that summons all the twlight lovers within 10 mile radius, so if you try this prepare to get gang raped

 

[rottenbutter]

Easiest way to get into a fight with a girl (or a horde of girls), is to shout "Twilight SUCKS!" at the top of your lungs.

girls have a secret call that summons all the twlight lovers within 10 mile radius, so if you try this prepare to get gang raped

Gang raped by a large group of girls, eh... Excuse me. I'll be right back.

*grabs megaphone and heads out the door*

 

[The_Chief]

Easiest way to get into a fight with a girl (or a horde of girls), is to shout "Twilight SUCKS!" at the top of your lungs.

girls have a secret call that summons all the twlight lovers within 10 mile radius, so if you try this prepare to get gang raped

Gang raped by a large group of girls, eh... Excuse me. I'll be right back.

*grabs megaphone and heads out the door*

believe me whens theres that many, its not as fun as you might imagine.

 

[Mathew952]

Talk about religon, Politics, Sports, and abortion.
Example. "Now that the Omnipotent OSAMA, oh sorry, I mean o BOMB A is president, maybe the eagles will stop sucking, and they'll outlaw soccer, cuz it's making our kids gay marry and kill babies."

Now that's how a statesman does it.

 

[Mostly Harmless]

Hello my name is so and so, and I'm here to kill you. Then punch then in the face and laugh manically.

 

[Sennz0r]

Say Twilight's the best movie ever made and that Blade's a pussy.

Do it in a bar full of guys in their early twenties for increased effectiveness.

 

[Mariena]

Like people have said, violate his sister! .. Although in that case, I probably wouldn't get into a fight. I'd be encouraged by him. "TAKE OFF HER TOP!! WOO!"

>.>

I know! Throw shoes at him. At least a pair.

In my opinion, the easiest way to start a fight would be to conceive a child, let it learn life lessons from television, video games, and music (all recommended for an older age group than the child in question) for a few years, whilst spending little to no time with the child, as well as not making sure they know the difference between reality and a psychotic fantasy world type thing. Wait until said child performs some act deemed perversely violent, and a result of playing violent video games (and NOTHING ELSE). Commence battle!

Sorry, it's just what came to mind.

That would be one scary social experiment

 

[Datalord]

Easiest way to get into a fight with a girl (or a horde of girls), is to shout "Twilight SUCKS!" at the top of your lungs.

I tried that, every girl with in 60 miles attacked me, some even stole some tanks, only my awesome clarvoiant space brain saved me

Another idea: Go to germany and say the Mcdonalds no longer serve beer, there was actually a major work strike over that once

 

[Datalord]

Go into Ireland and carry a prohibition poster

 

[fix-the-spade]

Call a man Gay.

It doesn't seem to matter where you are in the world, who you're saying it too and whether or not they actually are Gay. Call a man Gay and he wants a fight...

 

[ChromeAlchemist]

throw a chair into a crowd of people, then sit back and watch the carnage ensue.

If no chair is at hand, then go up to the largest guy in the pub/bar and down his pint/drink. Then drop the glass on the floor and say 'tell your mum to stop calling me, i'm tired of her now'.

or just go to a Celtic Vs Rangers football game and the fight is layed out for you already.

 

[Cheesus333]

Can't we all just get drunk, listen to some music and have a good time?

NO. HAPPINESS IS FORBIDDEN FOR THOSE BETWEEN THE TIME OF LEARNING TO SPEAK AND DEATH. ALL OTHERS MAY HAVE A GOOD TIME.

I ASSUME YOU CAN SPEAK AND LIVE?

THEN YOU MUST SUFFFFFEEEEER!

I assume this is the code upon which the Universe is based - if not, it's a pretty decent estimate.

 

[ChromeAlchemist]

Go into Ireland and carry a prohibition poster

Even better, walk in there with a welsh flag and a sign saying 'Protestants are c*nts, Catholics are C*nts, Man love Rules!'

Your corpse probably won't even touch the floor. And when they are done with you, they will realise that catholics and protestants are in the same area together, and then it's madness from there.

 

[samsprinkle]

I really don't know...but the quickest way to avoid a fight(France) is to say that you have German relatives...

No, I got one. Go to Germany and say to any person, what's your blood-alcohol content?

Or say..."where was Germany from around 36' to 45'?"

I could see that. "Nowhere! Poland was having a Teaparty!"

Easiest way to get into a fight with a girl (or a horde of girls), is to shout "Twilight SUCKS!" at the top of your lungs.

Beat me to it.

Only works on Emo, preppy, nerdy, geeky, socialite, social-LITE, hippy, square, gamer, fat, skinny, average, tall, short girls...Oh Bugger! wait a minute!

Apparently, I'm in a category of my own. According to your list there, I'm a female of a very different caliber, as, if you were to say this, I would likely kiss you right then and there. I've never been so disappointed with a fanbase in particular as I am with the Twilight fanbase. Quality apparently is not a factor in their interest, as anything that involves vampires that aren't A) scary, or B) heterosexual, should not be considered adequate vampire literature, and instead, should be burned in religious ceremonies.

In my opinion, the easiest way to start a fight would be to conceive a child, let it learn life lessons from television, video games, and music (all recommended for an older age group than the child in question) for a few years, whilst spending little to no time with the child, as well as not making sure they know the difference between reality and a psychotic fantasy world type thing. Wait until said child performs some act deemed perversely violent, and a result of playing violent video games (and NOTHING ELSE). Commence battle!

Sorry, it's just what came to mind.

It's so refreshing to see a girl who isn't a Twilight fangirl...I think I will go outside again...someday.

 

[Etrius_the_seraphim]

have a threesome with a guy's wife and daughter while playing a rock gituar solo on top of the corps of god, then the guy whos wife and daughter it is will attack you with a baseball bat

 

[Etrius_the_seraphim]

oi 4thegreatergood if uve never even been to germany then shut the hell up about inveading france and stop talking from a natzi point of veiw................and half german living in america oh comeon that is no excuse

 

[poleboy]

Enter any bar looking wildly different from the other people there. Show confidence. People have tried numerous times to start fights with me because I went out wearing a tiny bit of mascara... at Halloween. You'd think people were used to others looking different at Halloween.

 

[Etrius_the_seraphim]

Easiest way to get into a fight with a girl (or a horde of girls), is to shout "Twilight SUCKS!" at the top of your lungs.

girls have a secret call that summons all the twlight lovers within 10 mile radius, so if you try this prepare to get gang raped

Gang raped by a large group of girls, eh... Excuse me. I'll be right back.

*grabs megaphone and heads out the door*

*grabs microphone* im rite behind ya you mad genius

 

[Fruhstuck]

Ask a goth "why so glum?"

 

[Fruhstuck]

Say their religion is stupid.

Or just walk past some chavs, and say their music sucks... Prepare for Brown Trouser Time on that one...

Chavs don't really start fights do they?
I've only ever seen them threaten to fight
Then threaten again
And again
And say "your mum"
I've only actually seen chavs fight drunk and even then it was just one head-butt, a punch and a hasty retreat to his mum