Fastest way to scare off a girl/guy

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toastmaster2k8 said:
if im not at home I will just start explaining halo to them and within 30 seconds there off to go do a 'choir'. works every time.
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I want to see a mini game of that. "Crap there not going away!" friend "Press x to start explaining the extened lore that always work!" Other friend "No go for the WoW approch!"
 
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Mcupobob said:
So escapist whats the Fastest way to scare a girl off and or funniest?

Mine would be "Hey I smoke." Though it always doesn't work.
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I just introduce myself.
 
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How about... the truth?
Oh wait, that ruins the funny.

I'd still stick with the truth. It's brutal and works faster.
 
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The King of Rock and Roll said:
Her waking up in your basement would probably do the trick.
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No scare her off, not kidnap her. Ones funny the others a felony.
 
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Paragon Fury said:
Funnily enough, according to most people on the Escapist who responded to my thread, letting a woman see your computer with one of these backgrounds would do the trick [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.215060-My-Background?page=1].
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Most my girl...dot... friends (I never know how much space to put in between those two words) HAVE those type of pictures on their desktops.

Also, I currently feel like watching some Witchblade.
 
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"Hey, what's that in your drink?"

While they're distracted, get out of dodge.

Or, just tell her you write fanfiction. The floor will have skid marks on it, assuming she even touches it on her way out.
 
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Marter said:
Show her pictures of anime characters wearing next to nothing.
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It's funny 'cus it wouldn't work on me!
Should that be a bad thing...
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"Want to see my collection of Star Wars memorabilia?"

Yes, even in this day and age when video games, comic books and even Star Trek (thanks, J.J. Abrams) are coming into vogue, being a vocal Star Wars fan still carries with it a certain stigma.
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I would simply High five them!
Being a nerd-girl is fun!
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For me it would be.
'Sup biotch, you gonna be ma new hoe?'
Or anything 'Gangsta'.
 
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cry when she ask you what's wrong say your hiv positive or the next time she talk to you say "what are you doing here, this isn't the kitchen." that should work ;)
 
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Saint_Zvlkx said:
And you're scaring off girls why?
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My question exactly. I'm trying to attract women, not drive them off. Well, one in particular, but that may take a while.
 
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As per the thread on beggars or religious converters or whatever it was.....

'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!'

Repeat until desired effect is achieved.
 
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"Wow, you're are so sexy! You really remind me of my sister/mother."
Although I've met a girl who wasn't fazed when my former roommate did that. She wasn't even stupid, just really naive...
 
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