Fastest way to scare off a girl/guy
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Top ten ways to scare off a guy/girl:
1. Say you play WoW
2. Immediately profuse your undying love
3. Offer a sacrifice of a small, cute dog
4. Murder her old boy/girlfriend right in front of her/him and say that you now claim him/her
5. Send her/him poisonous flowers
6. Show her/him your collection of voodoo dolls from of previous exs.
7. Show her your pet cemetery and mention that you killed each one yourself.
8. Break into her/his house and steal his/her underwear while leaving a ransom note.
9. Talk about how good you think human flesh tastes during your first date.
10. Talk about your hero, Hitler.
1. Say you play WoW
2. Immediately profuse your undying love
3. Offer a sacrifice of a small, cute dog
4. Murder her old boy/girlfriend right in front of her/him and say that you now claim him/her
5. Send her/him poisonous flowers
6. Show her/him your collection of voodoo dolls from of previous exs.
7. Show her your pet cemetery and mention that you killed each one yourself.
8. Break into her/his house and steal his/her underwear while leaving a ransom note.
9. Talk about how good you think human flesh tastes during your first date.
10. Talk about your hero, Hitler.
Y'know, I was gonna say this applies only to woman, but I'm pretty sure that would work both ways haha.Archindar said:
Call your mom and descripe how the girl looks in excruciating detail to your mom within the first couple minutes of the date and then end the conversation with your mom by saying she won't be asking for grandchildren for much longer.
If that couldn't get a girl to leave than she must be seriously messed up.
If that couldn't get a girl to leave than she must be seriously messed up.
"Hey, I got a really cool website about *insert stuff they enjoy* I think you will love it!superstringz said:
This works unless of course, you can't handle /b/. Then you're screwed.
Tell her that you like to play video games or just walk up and say,"Hi, I'm a nice guy who will take you out on a real date, treat you with respect, and act like a gentleman." Always sends then running. Not joking.
A mate of mine was in a club and getting it on with some girl, but apparently she just wouldn't stop talking. She droned on so incessantly, he finally shouted "*****, shut up or shit in my mouth!" True story...
when it's about time to go, let him/her finish and then look at your watch and say you have to go meet the little girl at your house in 10 minutes
I'll put it in a spoiler
And I've actually seen this used by a friend of mine to get rid of someone who was annoying them
"Wanna come back to mine later? my room mate will be there but we need another person to help remake 2 girls 1 cup so it works out for the best"
And I've actually seen this used by a friend of mine to get rid of someone who was annoying them
remote hehe alrightThe Amazing Tea Alligator said:
O.T. say why aren't you in the kitchen making me a sandwich
if you make one with that slasher creepyness with it I believe you could be quite good (yes I read some fanfics)cursedseishi said:
Pull out a giant sword/axe, yell "MOTHERLAND" or "FREEDOM" before charging at her with the weapon held above your head.
Facepaint and ridiculous clothes help.
Facepaint and ridiculous clothes help.
us Otaku never get the girl T_T
///wrist
or just tell her your pregnant, and the really long word for when a guy is pregnant might scare her off.