Fastest way to scare off a girl/guy

[EDGy]

Well you can ask the waiter for his\her name and then say that's the same as my seven's son name(regardless of sex)

 

[eytrvnbmgkhjiuty]

"I don't like you at all."
Should do the trick in under 6 words, never fails.

 

[thestickman91]

whip out your penis. it works especially well if you're a girl

EDIT: SHIT Ninja'd

Just whip out your dick. That'll scare away just about anyone.

 

[Iffat Nur]

Funnily enough, according to most people on the Escapist who responded to my thread, letting a woman see your computer with one of these backgrounds would do the trick [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.215060-My-Background?page=1].

The op and first comment = srs laffs

 

[Mr. Google]

Grab her boob and stare deeply into her eyes like the two of you are having a moment.
Then tell her you have a small penis, but insist you know how to use it, even if you've never had sex before.

Alternatively, attempt to invite her to an orgy.
Mention the rash doesn't mean anything.

Holy crap this this this! i laughed so hard!

 

[MicrosoftPaysMe]

"I have diareah"

 

[EightGaugeHippo]

"You wanna join my night elf party? We need a druid to help us finish our quest (ect ect, generic WoW Bullshit)."

If that dosnt scare them off, you have a keeper (to take on raids and stuff).

 

[quantum mechanic]

Guy scaring off a girl: incessantly repeating pickup lines. They might think it's cute for a couple iterations, but all but the strangest will give you a funny look and leave after a few minutes.

Girl scaring off a guy: steer the conversation in the direction of something they find uncomfortable or don't know anything about.

 

[Stoic raptor]

"That hand your holding, is the hand I use to MASTRABATE with!"

Stole this off a long ago thread, I cannot remember the name.

 

[Ki11erHyde]

Don't swallow your saliva for about 15 minutes and the show her. For better results think of your favorite foods.

 

[2fish]

Too many people are overlooking the idea that the OP said he (I think OP is a he)wants lines to scare off the creepy girls/guys. Most of these lines might work on the creepy girls/guys I know.

Now my way to scare them off:
Become obsessive about some part of their body, I use earlobes.
Then without warning completely change one day, become all about history/logic/math/theory.
(this should have worked by now)
If you are at your wits end of them wanting a relationship with you, look them in the eye and say it was a good time dating them, but you don?t think it is working out. Wish them luck them walk away. Dump them before the first date .

 

[garlicncow]

necrophilia jokes

 

[molester jester]

Upon first meeting you offer them a tissue, and then ask " Hey does this smell like chloroform to you ? "

 

[Blair Bennett]

[link]http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.211546-The-scary-thread[/link]

Ok, so it's basically a compilation of creepy pasta and disconcerting images. Thank the Gods, I was concerned it would belong in the same vein as the "Offended" images.

 

[RandallJohn]

This is going to sound very emo, but I just act natural. Being a nerd, and what most people would consider weird, a lot of folks stay away. Which is good, because it weeds out boring folks.

 

[geldonyetich]

During this recession? Try selling them something.

"Excuse me Sir or Madam, but can I interest you in-"
"Oh, look at the time, got to go!"

 

[Banana Phone Man]

Poetry (really bad poetry that usually compares the girl to something aweful like "you're as pretty as my dog in heat (bad example I know but you get what I mean))

Naked on webcam is always a good one.

If you somehow get talking about birthdays and she asks "What have/are you got/getting me?" Just reply Genital warts. I guarentee you that she will run a mile because of that one.

There is also the one that my brother did to scare away this stalker girl. He got it out of some practical joke book. Get a tampon, dye it a bit red. Then when the girl in question is around, swing it around like a lasso. You then have two options.
1: Swing it and then fling it at her face while in a song and dance
2: Suck on it and say how tasty it is.

My brother did the second one. We never heard from her again.

 

[Jark212]

Take out a bottle of pills and explain how you need to take Lithium (Used to treat bipolar) every day...

 

[Paulie92]

Determinedly argue that there is no such thing as 24hour time