Fastest way to scare off a girl/guy

[Gardenia]

I've had girls say the following to me:
"So yeah, like, I'm really into alternative medicine!"
"I met Jesus!" and "Jesus is inside of me. He gives me great powers!" (though the latter was from an older lady, one time I ventured into the church while drunk, scoring some free Jesus-waffles. By "Great powers" she meant levitation, telekinesis and the like.)
"Hell no, I don't listen to rock. Rock sucks, 50 cent is my idol!"
"Hey, I'm (can't remember her name), buy me a drink."
In all of these cases I left immediately and rudely.

 

[mega48man]

tell her/him/that one ugly chick that you're into anime. and if they're into that, tell them you only watch anime porn. and if they correct you and say it's called "hentai" punch them in the face for being a ******.

actually, skip right to the the punch in the face and call them a ****** if it's obvious they're into anime.

 

[Chordus]

Give excess detail on your knowledge of sexual fetishes. Works for either sex.

 

[Iffat Nur]

Act like this ******

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view

Proven effective in all situations

 

[Spacelord]

Anyone said, "I'm gay" yet?

Ahh. My 'signature move'.

 

[ZeroMachine]

... Threaten to kill them and then have your way with their corpses?

 

[Funkysandwich]

"I posted in this thread"

 

[chainer1216]

tell her you own guns and that your actually conservative, just are socially liberal.

oh wait, this isn't supposed to be about real life.

uh, tell her you dig bestiality.

 

[RadioactiveMicrobe]

Funnily enough, according to most people on the Escapist who responded to my thread, letting a woman see your computer with one of these backgrounds would do the trick [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.215060-My-Background?page=1].

Wait...you can cycle desktops on 7?

 

[Mrrrgggrlllrrrg]

1. get a baby
2. say it's your child you received because his mother is a crack addict trying to sell it
3. say I love you
4. underpants
5. ???
6. PROFIT!

 

[daltob]

show them the panorama of my room
one miley cyrus poster
one selina gomez poster
one twilight poster
3 cysis posters
one playboy-esk cowgirl

 

[emeraldrafael]

Mine is, "Hi, I feel morally obligated to warn you I have AIDS and contact with me may result in you having it as well."

 

[Loop Stricken]

Sorry, hang on a moment...

What's this 'girl' you're all talking about?

 

[geldonyetich]

Sorry, hang on a moment...

What's this 'girl' you're all talking about?

Misshapen shrill beasts. Best not to antagonize them.

 

[Nouw]

"DO YOU LIKE TEH STARWARS?!!!!!"

/thread?

Anything to do with gaming or science fiction they'll leave you in a heartbeat. 'Tis a sad world we live in eh?

 

[Loop Stricken]

Sorry, hang on a moment...

What's this 'girl' you're all talking about?

Misshapen shrill beasts. Best not to antagonize them.

Oh, those things. I saw one of them about four years ago.
Still in my head.

 

[holydemon]

Talk like a crazy person.

 

[Estocavio]

"Im rather interested, how much is truly stopping me from taking your eyes out with my teeth, right at this moment? Your skin is soft, and tender, your face so beautiful, and i smell the way you taste..." - Me, while playing Dwarf Fortress.

 

[Noremacv]

Scare off a girl: "Wanna watch Star Wars? Or how about Mortal Kombat?"
Scare off a guy: "Let's watch some Twilight."