Fastest way to scare off a girl/guy

[Mcupobob]

So escapist whats the Fastest way to scare a girl off and or funniest?

Mine would be "Hey I smoke." Though it always doesn't work.

EDIT: I would like to apologize to for my sexism I forgot the ladies on her. So how do you girls scare off guys?

 

[Arachon]

Mention you read 2600...

 

[Torque669]

Show the girl your collection of pictures of her in her own house.

And your shrine.

And calender of how long you've been taking these pictures.

 

[Archindar]

"i'm pregnant" should do the trick

 

[The Procrastinated End]

Smoking is that scary of a thing? I thought that this thread would be filled with sexual harassment type activities.
Personally thought, I would go for the psychotic approach.

 

[Space Spoons]

"Want to see my collection of Star Wars memorabilia?"

Yes, even in this day and age when video games, comic books and even Star Trek (thanks, J.J. Abrams) are coming into vogue, being a vocal Star Wars fan still carries with it a certain stigma.

 

[Burwood123]

Mine would be "Hey I smoke." Though it always doesn't work.

Worked for me XD although, I think you might have meant ciggarettes and not what i smoke

Anyone said, "I'm gay" yet?

 

[BlindMessiah94]

Tell her you like her.

Better yet, tell you love her.

 

[Leopard]

Jump out and shout boo!

 

[Marter]

Show her pictures of anime characters wearing next to nothing.

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

Either this:
<youtube=H7dSJMLUx9Q&feature=search>
or
<image width=300>http://nicklavecchia.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/van.jpg?w=499&h=216

 

[Mr Shrike]

Bring the still warm corpse of a small rodent. It worked for my cat.

 

[Saint_Zvlkx]

And you're scaring off girls why?

 

[Zap Rowsdower]

Show her the scary thread.

 

[Mcupobob]

Mine would be "Hey I smoke." Though it always doesn't work.

Worked for me XD although, I think you might have meant ciggarettes and not what i smoke

Anyone said, "I'm gay" yet?

I meant both

 

[Lem0nade Inlay]

Introduce her to your clan members.

 

[fix-the-spade]

Tell her much my mountain bike cost.

Works on anyone not a rider, has the opposite effect on female cyclists...

 

[The Amazing Tea Alligator]

Hey babe - wanna see my Wii?

 

[Ih8pkmn]

well, it depends. If she looks internet savvy, tell here you're a furry. If she looks like a total bimbo, tell her you have a viral STD like HPV. And if she's a furry bimbo who has condoms on her... you're stuck.