Fastest way to scare off a girl/guy

[Paragon Fury]

Funnily enough, according to most people on the Escapist who responded to my thread, letting a woman see your computer with one of these backgrounds would do the trick [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.215060-My-Background?page=1].

 

[Mcupobob]

And you're scaring off girls why?

Not on purpose but sometimes you just want to get rid of those annoying ones.

Show her the scary thread.

Thats the exact reason I started that thread!!

 

[Sonicron]

-Scrubs snip-

In that same vein: Have some bloke walk up next to you and say, "There's no easy way to say this... we got the crabs."

"Watch her leave" must be a fun game to play.

 

[Furious Styles]

"You know... you're skin would look great on me..."

 

[Zap Rowsdower]

Show her the scary thread.

Thats the exact reason I started that thread!!

Well I thought of that because you made it.

 

[Blueruler182]

"I'm a scientologist." If she stays, you get the fuck out of dodge.

 

[toastmaster2k8]

If annoying chicks randomly show up at my house (there not hot)I usually pull out a large handgun or the M1 and shout "FUCK you say?" and they scream and run out. if im not at home I will just start explaining halo to them and within 30 seconds there off to go do a 'choir'. works every time.

 

[Saint_Zvlkx]

Not on purpose but sometimes you just want to get rid of those annoying ones./

Ah, the girls who I ever interact with are people who I'd like to talk to.
If you want them to go away, just remember 1984:
War is peace.
Ignorance is bliss.
Freedom is slavery.

 

[Phoenix09215]

Just say "My Girlfriends going to love you!"

 

[esperandote]

"Is you mom as hot as you?"

or

"Have you always been a woman?"

 

[Simalacrum]

Simple, just say "I've been following you for a while and I think I'm in love with you"

A person I know once did it to a random person in the airport, it was rather funny

 

[BritishWeather]

Installation instructions: Step 1 if fail resort to step 2.
1. Sexism
2. Talk about the Mongol Horde's introduction to Europe

 

[Mammon]

"BOH!"

 

[Sacman]

D&D
/thread...

 

[Sanguinius- The Angel]

"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

 

[Harlemura]

"I'm one of the best head-butters in the country. Want me to prove it? Alright, stand still..."

That would probably be effective in any case as long as this girl isn't a fan of head-butting. If the minuscule chance she actually is occurs, all this will get you is head-butted into next Friday for lying. I'd guess, I can't speak from experience.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

Grab her boob and stare deeply into her eyes like the two of you are having a moment.
Then tell her you have a small penis, but insist you know how to use it, even if you've never had sex before.

Alternatively, attempt to invite her to an orgy.
Mention the rash doesn't mean anything.

 

[Chainsaws_of_War_2]

Tell her you're a "gamer".