Favorite Abriged Series quote! (try to keep it clean)

[jboking]

Bodyguard kidnapping valentine: "It's raping time!"
Was so out of left field that I kept laughing for hours.

 

[Gigaguy64]

odion: i summon gummy bears in attack mode"

"shut up mokuba" : yugi's grandpa
"NO! you shut up old man" mokuba.

-"we start by grabing our dice" duke
"so it's just like duel monsters."yugi
"then we summon our monsters to the feild."d
"so it's just like duel monsters" yugi
"no it isn't."duke
"how"
"my game has dice."

-"blue eyes white jet ready to launch."

"vegeta what does the scouter say about his power level" ?
"it's 1009."
"really ?"
"yea kick his ass nappa"
*nappa gets beat up*
"sorry the scouter was upside down it's 9001"

In Hinata's mind: "Aw, I wanted to see Naruto naked."
Iruka: "Hinata! Stop fantasizing about Naruto being naked!"
The whole class:"Eeeww!"
Iruka: "Just for that, you're with the dog guy...and the bug guy."
Shino: "I like bugs."
Iruka: "Yes, yes. We know already!"

Naruto: "I can be just as emo as you Sasuke!"
Sasuke: "Heh. I doubt it."
Naruto: "Oh yeah?! Watch this!"
stabs himself in the hand...
Sasuke: "Hmm...You have potential, but you stabbed in the wrong place, stabbing yourself there will only give you the illusion of stigmata."
Naruto: "Stigmata...AH! I'M GONNA GO BLIND!!!"
Sasuke: "I said stigmata! Not stigmatism."
Naruto: "Oh, okay then."

sorry dude but....i.....must.....correct!!!!
DD“stop that my game is nothing like dule monsters!!!”
Yami“ prove it then!!!!!”
DD“......my game uses dice!!”

 

[rpspartin]

no big. i was going by memory for that so i knew i didn't get it 100% right

 

[Gigaguy64]

WA WA WE WA!!!
this little boy haz saved meh, maby he is not as jewish as i had first thought.

"At least he's not acting like Bruno."

I'm going to wind up prefacing every noun with, "ancient Egyptian," i just know it...

Ancient Egyptian Lazors!

Bakura“ hey pegasus, remember how i said id kill you last?”
Pegasus“ thats right bakura, you did!!”
B“ i lied!”
P“ no, not my mellimem(lol hpe do i spell word?) eye!! it goes so nicely with my outfit!!!!”
pop!!!
P“ AHHH!! thats the wrong eyeball you fool!!!”
B“ oh.... sorry.”

 

[Gigaguy64]

no big. i was going by memory for that so i knew i didn't get it 100% right

thx, i just get very fanbratish from time to time.
nice memory btw.

 

[A random person]

I like pretty much all Yu-Gi-Oh abridged quotes...in America!

 

[JWAN]

"Screw the rules I have money" - Kaiba

"AH! The blue screen of death, my mortal enemy" - Kaiba

"Remember kids, gambling is good for you" - Maxamillion Peeeeeeeeeeeeeegasus

"He died the way he lived, draped in another mans arms" - Tristan

All from Yu-Gi-Oh! TAS

"He died as he lived draped in the arms of another man"
I used that in a bar when some dude passed out in the corner.

 

[JWAN]

Well, there's St. Francis recieving the stigmata... [http://www.lib-art.com/imgpainting/2/9/18992-st-francis-receiving-the-stigmata-fra-angelico.jpg]
Not Ancient Egyptian, but Holy Biblical lazers are still pretty cool.

Holy **** on a **** sandwich.

With **** on top with a side of *******

 

[scoobyduped]

Pharoh: By the way, have you seen Labyrinth
Borat Parody Dude: No, why?
Pharoh: No reason
*Magic Dance starts playing*

Also...
"You son of a *************** i'll ************** with a ******************** and ********** so hard you'll have to ***** sideways"

 

[ThreeWords]

"This Blimp Is Roughly A Third The Size Of My Ego." -Kaiba

This. My ego is actually that big, so I know what he's talking about.

In fact, anything Kaiba says

Attention Duelists! My Hair is now an internet phenomenon!

Yeah, this guy also rocks.

Attention Duellists! My hair is molesting this child!

My hair gives me the power to defy gravity!

 

[Gigaguy64]

Bodyguard kidnapping valentine: "It's raping time!"
Was so out of left field that I kept laughing for hours.

MV“you dont need to see our id.”
BG“ i dont need to see your id.”
MV“ these arnt the breasts your looking for.”
BG“those arnt the breasts im looking for.”
Mv“ now move along.”
BG“ i think my hair is in love with you.”
sapy music.
MV“ REJECTED!!”
lawl.

 

[Gigaguy64]

Pharoh: By the way, have you seen Labyrinth
Borat Parody Dude: No, why?
Pharoh: No reason
*Magic Dance starts playing*

Also...
"You son of a *************** i'll ************** with a ******************** and ********** so hard you'll have to ***** sideways"

sees taia looking at him.
“hi”
my lungs exploded at that part.

 

[Twilightruler]

Yu-gi-oh of course.
"Sir, we have word that an Egyptian god card has just been summoned"
Kaiba: "And now I have a boner.."
Probably not right but I haven't seen any of them in a while now.

 

[Gigaguy64]

"WE SHALL BUILD STATUES OF YOU! OUT OF OUR DUNG!" -Aliens from DBZ Abridged.

Don't get me wrong, Yu-Gi-Oh wins points for originality and best jokes, but Nappa's voice actor was legendary in the DBZ one.

thats fine, this isint a strictly
yu-gi-oh tas, i just remeber more of their lines.>.<

 

[AlphaOmega]

Hey vegeta? are we there yet!?

 

[Gigaguy64]

Yu-gi-oh of course.
"Sir, we have word that an Egyptian god card has just been summoned"
Kaiba: "And now I have a boner.."
Probably not right but I haven't seen any of them in a while now.

that was exactly right, i cant beleve i didnt remember it.
at kaiba's office.
ring ring
K&#8220; hello?&#8221;
AI&#8220; this is ashizu ishtar, turn on your telivision.&#8221;
on the tv
AI&#8220; i personaly invite seto kaiba to come to the opining of my exhibit.&#8221;
on the phone.
K&#8220; so you called me to tell me to watch you invite me to your exhibit?&#8221;
AI&#8220; yes...&#8221;
K&#8220;why?&#8221;
AI&#8220;because i have magical powers.&#8221;
K&#8220; you know your paying for this call, right?&#8221;
click...dial tone..............
pure awesome.

 

[Latinidiot]

i'll(*) your(*) into your(*)and(*) so(*)hard, you'll(*)sideways(************).
yeah i left some out, you get the idea

everyone died.
even Chad, from Accounting?
especially Chad.

 

[Manhattan2112]

Abridged Series's...

I dunno much about 'em, but my friend told me they're basically parodies of shows and whatnot?

Well, I'll probably get killed by like, some ubernerd on this forum, but in "Raccoon City Stories" when Leon says "I'm confiscating your car... for Jesus!"
Another one: "Who you 'sposed to be? Santa-Hoe?"
Another one: When Leon first encounters the Zombies, he shoots on and screams "Get Back Minorities!"

 

[yankeefan19]

Naruto abridged: "I'm gonna do something!" "You suck!!"