Favorite Futurama lines

[Andeck]

"And you say these are free shovels?" - Zoidberg

"I've had it with this game! I'm going for a scuttle!" - Zoidberg

"My manwitch!" - Hermes

Bender: "500 dollars you say?"
Zoidberg: "Dogfood you say?"

"Bad news, nobody, the supercollider superexploded!" - Farnsworth

 

[cgride555]

I know it's taboo to comment on your own post over and over, but I can't help it! I freakin love Futurama!

The entire elves song (going back to work on Christmas eve) is fantastic!

Leela: And though you're cold and sore and ugly your pride will mask the pain
Fry: Let my happy smile warm your hearts
Elf: There's a toy lodged in my brain!

 

[Dave.]

Fry: what does it want?

Zoidberg: first of all i resent being called It, i prefer Jerkhole or simply EUGGH

*Fry hits a can against a floor* oh its hopeless.

Leela: sigh, Zoidberg?

*Zoidberg opens can* Hooray! Im Useful! im having a wonderful time!

 

[sentrosi]

Okay so this isnt much of a line as a song. BUT for those that remember it, the "Whalers on the moon" song from the episode "Dark side of the moon" i think its called.
Me and like 3 friends laughed for literally 3 hours about that, i dont even remember the rest of the episode.

The other is Fry after something hits the spaceship. He bursts in and says "What was that!? A space cow!?"

 

[SomeBritishDude]

"Have you ever thought about turning off the tv, sitting down with your kids...and hitting them?"

Bender

 

[Grand_Pamplemousse]

-Professor "I too once spent a nightmarish time in a robot manic asylum, but now it's coming to an end." *The professor walks out of the asylum after visiting fry there*

-Professor "I've never been, but a friend went completely mad just trying to find the bathroom there"
-Leela "So we'll need a guide, someone who's been there before"
- Professor "Oh I've been there! Lots of times!" *Maniacal laugh*


Also, the whalers on the moon still makes me burst out laughing when I see it now

Why fox? Oh why do you cancel anything that's good (and sci-fi) such as Futurama and Firefly? Why do you replace them with crap like Americas next top model and such?

 

[SomeBritishDude]

All glory to the hypnotoad.

My god, this can't really be a 9 minite video. This is bullsh-ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!

 

[Azraellod]

-"well well, looks like old roberto is the focus of attention now...

STOP LOOKING AT ME!"

-"this concept of wuv confuses and infuriates us."

Spoiler: and this

 

[super_smash_jesus]

Zoidberg: Your music's bad and you should feel bad (I use that one a lot).

hahaha, that one is classic, I almost forgot about it. I too will go with that being the best line.

 

[paragon1]

Fry: Why am I naked and sticky? Did I miss something fun?

 

[Grand_Pamplemousse]

-"well well, looks like old roberto is the focus of attention now...

STOP LOOKING AT ME!"

-"this concept of wuv confuses and infuriates us."

Spoiler: and this

"Enduring tortures most of which rhyme!"

The reason we can make an entire thread devoted to the funniest lines in a great T.V series is that the characterization is just so amazing. For example 'Randy' was never supposed to be camp, however the voice actor for him just decided to put on a camp accent and ever since then the writers have changed the way they write dialog for him.

"Don't take her out, she's your firecracker!"

 

[SomeBritishDude]

Zoidberg- "Fry, I am feeling something I've never felt before. Is there word for when you want to be around a female for something other than sex?"

Fry- "Na, must be some weird alien emotion."

 

[tippy2k2]

"I am the man with no name....Zapp Brannigan"

I would agree with the "anything Zapp says" is the best Futurama line

 

[SomeBritishDude]

"I am the man with no name....Zapp Brannigan"

I would agree with the "anything Zapp says" is the best Futurama line

"I find the most sexual part of the women is the boobys"

 

[Chinchama]

"Second"

 

[sms_117b]

Prof. "Less invasions more equations!"

Also, this thread has caused me to start a marathon of Futurama, see you all sometime tomorrow...

 

[RanD00M]

Every Futurama line is pure comedy gold.

 

[sms_117b]

Leela: To Fry after just arriving in 2999 "At least here you'll be treated with dignity, now strip naked and get on the probulator"

*probing sounds and screaming*

If I keep this up, my post count may go to 3000 in this thread....