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KdS_22

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From ME2

Garrus: "I like to savor the last shot before popping the heat sink."

Made me laugh so hard
 

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Garrus (to female Shepard): "If you were a Turian, I'd be admiring your fringe or waist, so uh... your waist is nice and um... your hair looks good."

Female Shepard: "Consider me seduced, loverboy."
 
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On the citidel near the werehouse:

"2 years, 2 YEARS I've been trying to get this refund! I'm not going to stop now!"

-conversation between Slarian and that one human who tried to get a refund from the Turian on the wards in the first game.

Joker - "I fractured my thumb on the mute button but I think I made my point."

Also when you go to recruit Mordin, and he asks for help, I had my Shepard say:
"You know, just once I would like it if someone said 'Yes Shepard, I would love to go with you, you don't need to help with anything!'"

Reminds me from the first one when your on Feros and about to fight the Thorian, and your teamate is saying all you have to do is destroy a plant...
Shepard: "Nothing's ever simple, is it."
 

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Cowabungaa said:
Oh hell this is just too good:
Random turian: "You humans are all racists!" Oh the irony!
The context was even better.

At Citadel Customs:
Human Customs Agent: Sir, I can't let you take that with you.
Turian: That's a deeply important spiritual object of my people!
Human: ...it's a 15 inch serrated blade
Turian: You humans are all racist!
KdS_22 said:
From ME2

Garrus: "I like to savor the last shot before popping the heat sink."

Made me laugh so hard
"Wait, that metaphor just went somewhere horrible."

Anyway, one time when Mordin is too busy to talk "Can't talk, tracking outbreak of [insert disease name here], sexually transmitted disease carried by Varren. [sharp intake of breath] Implications unpleasant."
 

TylerC

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Pretty much anything Mordin says, I love that guy.

And of course the Spam from Morlan, although not said out loud: "'I'm sorry, my mate, I leave you for a krogan because you are not endowed as good for your species.'

Do you fear those words? Morlan's famous shop sells many enhancements."

or something like that.
 

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From ME2:

Normandy VI (forgot name Shame on me): "I like humans on there knee's!"

Joker: *Gives Strange look*

Normandy VI: "That was a joke"

Personnal opinion - there was alot of great moments of Joker and the VI.
 

ddq5

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When confronting some asari gang leader in ME2:
Asari: "Shepard! But, you're dead!"
Shepard: "I got better."
The way the female voice actor says it is pure awesome. Also, check out the game salesman on the citadel. He's basically a parody of every Gamestop employee you've ever met.
 

tomvw

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Mordin's little Gilbert and Sullivan routine. I couldn't stop laughing after that.
"A scientist Salarian", hilarious.
 

ZeRo5525

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this is from ME2 when you go to our solar system and start probing planets for mineral you eventually get to Uranus. The first time you launch a probe EDI says "Really Shepard?" the second time you probe it EDI says "Probing Uranus"
 

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inb4 the testicle quote:

"Krogan testicles go for about 10,000 credits a pop. That's 40 thousand credits for the full set."

Also, when Joker does the robot when Legion ticks him off.
 

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TsunamiWombat said:
tomvw said:
Mordin's little Gilbert and Sullivan routine. I couldn't stop laughing after that.
"A scientist Salarian", hilarious.
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I can't imagine what the recording sessions for that scene must've been like.
 

Katana314

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Found another good one coming from those jellyfish aliens over the airwaves on that Asari planet.
"This one does not have time for your solid-waste excretions."
or, in human language:
"I don't have time for your shit!"
 

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MelasZepheos said:
Excuse me human, private conversation.

If you've met them, you'll know.
Which is especially hilarious if you begin exiting the room near the end of the conversation- a glitch in the system continues the conversation after you've left the room, meaning the quarian's saying, "Um, excuse me, human! Private conversation!" when you're not even in the room.
 

Uilleand

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Mordin: "So don't *cough* ingest..."

I died. Like ded from the dying.



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