Favorite melee weapon in any game (or real life?)

[Logic 0]

The lead pipe it's like a long sword but brooklin style.

 

[D-Cypher]

Protoss phase blades. Awesome to the max.

 

[magicmonkeybars]

The Severed arm in VtmB.

Definetely! Though isn't it a prosthetic arm?

No it's real, you can get one from Gimble, one from the tape delivery guy in holywood and if tremere you can blood boil someone for one.
It's a very real human arm

 

[Fwee]

Game weapon: Glitched Gravity Gun from HL2.

Real weapon: Sharpened Stop Sign

 

[Ironwampa]

Steel Sword
pure and simple = awsome

 

[mptothedc]

/2 Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker

 

[R3dQu33n]

Staff. A bo staff. Easy and intuitive to use, easy to distract with and gives me reach. No problem if I need to get up close either, just switch the grip slightly and you're golden.

 

[Azaraxzealot]

the lightsaber (from the 5-day survivor) in Dead Rising, it sliced, it diced, it cut fucking hands off

 

[SnippyWings]

Punching
Headbutting
Neck Snapping

theres an app for that.


the spoon shall rule!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y

 

[Aerodyamic]

Soap-on-a-Rope. I don't know WHY they haven't put that into a video game yet.

How about 'soap-in-a-sock'? Or 'quarters-in-a-sock'?

Honestly, I like my SCA sword... a 34" long, 1.5" wide rattan stick with 2 layers of fibre-tape and 2 layers of hockey tape. It's about 4.5lbs, and I can basket-punch, if I'm not actually using it for SCA combat. In SCA combat, that's a no-no.

No, I prefer a lock-in-a-sock. It sounds better AND it would probably be more effective.

Combination or key?

 

[Hussmann54]

Combination. Lol it might leave number imprints

 

[Asehujiko]

Trench shovel. A battle axe that can also be used to hide the body.

 

[YoUnG205]

a long thing with a heavy bit at the end is all u need. like a hammer or mace.

 

[TheSkaAssassin]

My choice is the crowbar.
Half life was one of my first video games, and has been forever burned into my psychology.
Most people have a baseball bat or 12 gauge shotgun to defend their home, I keep a crowbar under my bed.
There's 1,000,001 uses for a crowbar, everyone should have one.

 

[Above]

The gnome from dark carnival in left 4 dead 2...HeHeHe eat my gnome zombies

Chompski=WIN

 

[RobCoxxy]

Crowbars, Kukri and Machetes for me.

 

[Spiner909]

Bowie Knives are always fun.

 

[shroomie]

The dildo from GTA: San Andreas