Favorite one liner

[Deguasser]

BALLS OF STEEL!!

 

[KenzS]

"Don't you want to hear my last words?"

*Gunshot*

"I just heard em."

 

[BloodyOne]

"Prepare for unforeseen consequences."

 

[atv_chic_18]

I've got a few I love. I'll just say one of them. In Serenity Mal tells the crew on the ship "This is your captain speaking, upon re-entry we might experience some slight turbulance and then explode."

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

Invader Zim,
Gir

"I got monkeys in me!"

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

"And now, I leave you to your...MOOSEY FATE!"

 

[Nova Tendril]

"On my mark, CHARGE!!!!!!"

By far the most inspirational quote of all time.

 

[Jason Danger Keyes]

"Death is a preferable alternative to Communism"

Go giant robot in Fallout 3! XD

 

[atv_chic_18]

Do a barrel roll - Classic!

Favorite movie quote:
"I'm your huckleberry"

Favorite game quote:
"War is not about who's right. It's about who's left." -Fallout 3

or maybe..

"Thank-you Mario, but our princess is in another castle."

I second the Mario and Tombstone one..

 

[atv_chic_18]

"I'm gonna sing the doom song..."from Invader Zim.

 

[Agayek]

"Fuck you. Even I can?t be awesomely witty all the time."

Bonus points to anyone that recognizes it.


On a serious note, I'd have to say either:

"A man chooses; a slave obeys!" - Andrew Ryan, Bioshock

or

"Faith is the refuge of fools, the ignorant, and the deluded." - Zedd, Chainfire

 

[Jason Danger Keyes]

from the movie anchorman when they fall in a bear pt ron yells out to everyone "hit 'em in the uvula!" i have no idea what that means but i pissed myself when i heard it.

The uvula is the hole at the end of the penis.

 

[That_Guitarist_Guy]

One I made up while playing Brawl as Ganondorf.
"I'll crush you so hard your grandchildren won't have any balls!"

And
"Show ya MOVES!" just because I forgot the one I was originally going to say...

Edit: Dunno if Music Quotes count but "DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL BEAUTIFUL!!!" is a pretty badass quote too... If you know who it's from...

 

[Anarchemitis]

"R.M.S. Titanic"

 

[El Taco the Rogue]

ITS SUPER DYNAMIC COOKING TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[BloodyOne]

This thread is somewhat off topic...
The one liners are meant to be a single line of dialogue that is full of Win.
Like "The Cake is a Lie."

 

[atv_chic_18]

"Hey kids look a deer!" *flips the guy off* from National Lampoons Christmas Vacation.

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

Raaaaaaaan! Get to the Choppa!

*to person on ground* When I find my self layin, flat on my face, *Person gets up* I kick myself up back in the race. *Kick person*.
EDIT: That's Life.

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

Fuck you, I can't be witty all the time.

Robert Bobert?

It's sandy like a....sandbox.