Favorite Quotes

[randomrob]

'No! No try! Do! Or do not. There is no try.' My favourite quote ever.

 

[thepj]

give a man fire and he'll be warm for a day, set him on fire and he'll be warm for life

Terry Pratchett,am i right?

Mine would be "A good man talks about making the world a better place.A great man says nothing and gets off his ass to do something actually helpful."
-Me(And if i have stolen this please point out from where)

yes, a good shot and nothin but reference (you got it right in other words)

OT: the only true knowledge, is knowing you know nothing- socrates.

we can forgive a child who is afraid of the dark, a true tradgedy is when men are afriad of the light- plato.

now I want you to think of one thing that you really want to do (within reason) and now I want you to stop thinking about it, get off your ass and do it- Myself.

 

[Superhyperactiveman]

"If my religion be different from yours, strike me down. If my skin be different from yours, strike me down. If my beliefs be different from yours, strike me down. For whatever reason you may find, strike me down. Strike me down quickly and harshly, good sir, for as a Buddhist, I believe in reincarnation, and when I return, I assure you that it shall be as your son. As a baby, I will suck upon your wife's tit. As a child I shall embarass you at your parties. As a teenager, I shall get arrested and be written about in all the newspapers your friends read. As an adult, I shall take over the company you worked at and/or built up from scratch all your life, and place you in a retirement home. And, finally, when you are an old man, I shall have you euthenized. Strike me down once, good sir, so that I may strike you down a hundred-fold!"

-Myself.

A bit wordy for a high school yearbook?

 

[Bungalow]

Sometimes there just ain't enough rocks.

Forrest Gump

 

[thepj]

you and me baby aint nothin but mamels so let's do it like they do it on the discovery chanel- the bloodhound gang

 

[BuckminsterF]

Let's do the undoable. Let's think the unthinkable. Let's grapple with the ineffible itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.
-Douglas Adams

 

[The Sorrow]

"Do not offend the Chair-Leg of Truth! It is wise and terrible!"
-Spider Jerusalem

 

[Pegghead]

The word of the day is legs, let's go back to my place and spread the word.

But in all seriousness, you can't go wrong when you go biblical. Uhhhhh, do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

 

[Jedamethis]

I don't break the Law, I AM THE LAW!

 

[park92]

for the guy who said the pen is greater than the sword never encountered automatic weapons by some guy i cant remember think it was some guy in WW2 help me out here

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

Some days you're the bug, some days you're the windshield

 

[Blindrooster]

"knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens." - Jimi Hendrix

 

[Lady K]

Without sugar or water your lemonade's gunna suck.

 

[Xvito]

Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity

I have no idea who said it...

Also, that's just one, but I can't be bothered to write down all of my favorites, so I just went with a funny quote.

 

[Hungry Monkey]

you and me baby aint nothin but mamels so let's do it like they do it on the discovery chanel- the bloodhound gang

Oh my god! I was listening to that song when I read your post! Its such a great song!

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

I came up with this:

It is a curious situation we find ourselves in which we wear shoes made by those who cannot afford to wear shoes themselves.

now, actual quote type quotes:

"All national institutions of churches, whether Jewish, Christian or Turkish, appear to me no other than human inventions, set up to terrify and enslave mankind, and monopolize power and profit." - Thomas Paine

"I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. They are so unlike your Christ." - Gandhi.

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

for the guy who said the pen is greater than the sword never encountered automatic weapons by some guy i cant remember think it was some guy in WW2 help me out here

General George S. Paton

 

[dark_taint92]

black adder FTW!!1
Flashheart: If word gets out that I'm missing, 500 girls will kill themselves and I wouldn't want them on my conscience - not when they ought to be on my face!
flashheart
Just because I can give multiple orgasms to the furniture just by sitting on it, doesn't mean that I'm not sick of this damn war: the blood, the noise, the endless poetry.

 

[drakenabarion]

I think this is a great quote:
"My womans intuition picked up on this 5 days ago and I mistook it for ghosts"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRyaRtc_WaM

But I suspect you are looking for something more epic...

I also like this:
"I'd rather be stupid and entertained than bored out of my fucking genius mind"... But I cant remember where exactly that came from. Possibly Zero Punctuation.

Also I have this ne in my mind at the moment:
"Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end. " - Stravinsky

 

[Cheezdood]

My friend got me to do a one-week trial of WoW. He said something that I didn't understand, but people I know that play WoW seem to find it hilarious. So, here you go WoW players!

"A Warrior doesn't equip items that have intellect, because he doesn't want his weapon to be smarter than him"