Favorite saying?

[Girl With One Eye]

5 years ago, I lost 30,000 men in a blink of an eye...
and the world just fucking read this in my voice.

The healthy human mind doesn't wake up in the morning thinking this is it's last day on Earth. But I think that's a luxury, not a curse. To know you are close to the end is a kind of freedom. A good time to take... inventory. Outgunned. Outnumbered. Out of our minds on a suicide mission. But the sand and rocks here stained with thousands of years of warfare...They will remember us for this. Because out of our vast array of nightmares this is the one we have chosen for ourselves. We go forward like a breath exhaled from the Earth. With vigor in our hearts and one goal in sight: You. Will. Read this in my voice.

YEY!!!

OT: I like to say my motto "Stand up for what you believe in, even if you're standing alone". My friends know its true, I always say whats on my mind and stay loyal to my beliefs.

 

[cormacdffy]

"I'm the hotdog and you're the bun, so come on over and let's have fun!"

 

[Doctor Glocktor]

"The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the British."

I laughed.

 

[unoleian]

"Whatever's clever." - impartial sure, whatever, sounds good, don't care, etc.

"I know, right?!" - either "WOW, YES!" or, alternately, joking "Ya Rly" in absurd conversations...

"It is what it is." - I know people hate this one, but I picked it up as a bad habit, and can't drop it. General "meh, don't really care, but I'll pretend to agree...but not really," response.

+1 "Whatever happens, happens."

 

[Amethyst Wind]

"It'd be good if it wasn't so shit."

 

[ultrachicken]

"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

I laughed ridiculously hard at that.

 

[Thunderhorse31]

"Extremism... is bad."

 

[The Geek Lord]

"Some days you win, some days you lose, some days it rains." - Satchel Paige
"I'm not lazy, I just don't care." - Peter, Office Space
"All of the above are splendid reasons why YOU want me to do this, but you've yet to give me a reason why I would want to do this." - me, to numerous counselors, teachers, and other authority figures growing up.

I'm stealing all of those.

This.

I have a catchphrase.
"God dammit, Japan!"

If you're looking for sayings with deep meanings, then... Uh...
"Do the impossible, see the invisible, touch the untouchable, break the unbreakable, ROW! ROW! Fight tha powah!"
... Yeah, I'm not good at "deep."

 

[Naheal]

"Have you actually read that book you beat people with?"

 

[ThePizzaGuy556]

"Cool Story Bro tell it again" ive actually gotten my whole family to say just because i say it so often.

 

[The Geek Lord]

"Have you actually read that book you beat people with?"

Must. Not. Make. Religion. Joke.

 

[Naheal]

"Have you actually read that book you beat people with?"

Must. Not. Make. Religion. Joke.

It's very much a religious reference. Example of context: I throw that at members of my church's congregation when I see them harassing a gay guy.

 

[Extraintrovert]

I have no idea what you're talking about, so here is a penguin with a waffle on its head.

[/attempt at wit]

 

[Miumaru]

Thats silly, you're silly.
Use the Hammer
Randomness I blurt out instead of fuck or shit. Most common: Banana Hammock (slang for man thong)

 

[CACAVILLE]

the fall doesn't kill you its the sudden stop at the ned

 

[ZeusWhersMyPants]

Eithier "Ima kill you in the face" or "Time to play pendejo"

 

[Sinclair Solutions]

The only one I really can remember is from the Departed:

"We all are [on the way out], act accordingly."

 

[Tixek]

"Look, I know the difference between right and wrong I just don't care."