Favorite saying?

[DSEZ]

mine are

go for it(used everyday)
i walk through the valley death and i fear nothing for i am the baddest ************ in the valley
shit happens

 

[Au Naturel.]

I don't know if it's my favorite, but one I find interesting is "Every man has three hearts, one for everyone to see, one for his friends and family, and one only he knows."

 

[mushroomyakuza]

That's a bingo!

 

[Cazza]

Because money is money.

Reason for stuff happening.

 

[Brandon237]

Violence is not the answer, it's the question, the answer is yes.
The more I see of people the more I like animals.

My personal one I use heavily: Expect the worst, but hope for the best.

A good one I heard recently: Ask no questions, hear no lies.

But...doesn't that make violence both the question and the answer?

OT: As for mine...
EDIT: *see below...

Yes, but it still means that I can say: So, should I use violence to make you agree with my quote?

And your's just has me seriously confused...

 

[Judgement101]

When in doubt, hit it with a rock.

 

[Continuity]

Fortune favours the audacious.
- Desiderius Erasmus

I like this because it reminds me why fortune pisses all over me

 

[CrashBang]

I don't really have any sayings which I live by but I do often rant at people who exclaim "FML!" and "My life sucks!". My rant usually goes along the lines of "are you blind? Are you deaf? Are you a paraplegic? Are you homeless? Do you have aids? No? Then stop your fucking bitching!" Too many people get depressed for too many reasons. Just be happy!
Compared to so many, your life is the best life in the world, so shut up and enjoy it! ...yeah, I think that's my general outlook, and it's the reason why I'm so happy all the time

 

[Wolfy1328]

"Whoever invented Mondays should be dragged into the street and shot"
-Garfield.

 

[Druyn]

Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a *****?

On a related note: chokeabitch.com

I know it sounds like some creepy sex deal, but I promise you all it is not. It directly related to the quote above.

 

[Skorpyo]

I have several:

Spoiler: Spoilered for way too much Insanity Wolf.

Yeah, I'm messed up.