Favorite saying?

[JokerCrowe]

"You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends nose".

 

[The Afrodactyl]

"I'm sorry, I have no idea what you just said"

"Wha? I stopped listening after [insert first word here]"

 

[blankedboy]

"Sticks and stone may break your bones, but what if I inscribe words on bullets?"

That's absolutely brilliant. Ima use that now.

 

[XJ-0461]

Pretty recently I've started saying "Allons-y!" a lot. Cookies if you can tell me what it means.

 

[Jedamethis]

Argh, I had a whole page full of these, but I've lost them.
I shall find them in the morning!

Liar. You'll never touch this thread again! Just like the others!

Why do you close your eyes when we make love?!?

*Cries*

I wasn't lying! Look, here, I found them especially for you!
Now calm down. and make me a sammich
http://spreadsheets.google.com/pub?key=pOE_FCPHprhyGeUyyq8gESQ

 

[Polaris19]

War never changes...

 

[Malyc]

Im gonna have to go with the one from my avatar...

ATTITUDE: It takes 43 muscles to frown, 17 to smile, but only 3 for a proper trigger squeeze.

 

[Arcanite Ripper]

"You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends nose".

But you can pick your nose's friends.

OT: "You know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin, playing just for the waitresses".

 

[Spacelord]

I liked a German saying that went "Wenn der Tag war nicht dein Freund, er war dein Lehrer." which pretty much translates as "When the day hasn't been your friend, it's been your teacher".

 

[BlackKraken]

Although its a military saying, it works in normal life as well:

"If you can't remember, then the claymore is pointed toward you."

 

[Scarynerd]

If You expect the worst, every surprise is a pleasant one.

 

[Malyc]

Although its a military saying, it works in normal life as well:

"If you can't remember, then the claymore is pointed toward you."

Yes, yes it is...

 

[Malyc]

If You expect the worst, every surprise is a pleasant one.

I gotta say, your first post was probably better than mine was...

 

[Sansha]

It's so easy when you're evil.

 

[deathbydeath]

"severed hands don't pay the rent"
"When life gives you lemons, grab life by the throat and demand an apple"

 

[[guys_its_ok]]

"640k ought to be enough for anyone"
-bill gates [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_misquotations]

"Ich bin ein Berliner" -- JFK, (I still want to believe it) translates as "I am jam doughnut" [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_common_misconceptions#American_Politics]




my favorite saying is "learn from experience".

It-



It's slightly harder to live by than it sounds.

 

[Murdering Monk]

Damn you Forklift!

 

[Scarynerd]

I'm not an pessimist, I'm a informed optimist.

And I'm done with pessimistic sayings.

 

[Zirat]

"Oh well, what the hell" is my personal favorite

 

[Sharpsky]

"It's not so much that I know what I'm doing, it's more that I flail with enough confidence and force that no one notices I don't."

or

"In theory, theory and reality are the same. In reality, theory and reality are different"