Favorite video game quote

[JeremyS]

Dr. Loboto: Little boy, I am sorry to say that you have a very serious mental problem. The trouble originates in this area here. The area that we in the medical profession like to refer to as... the brain! You see, son... it's just no good! I hate to be so blunt, but... you have the insanity... of a manatee!

Dogan: I know. People are always saying that. What do you think's wrong with my brain, doctor?

Dr. Loboto: How should I know, I'm a dentist. But here's what I do know; if a tooth is bad, you pull it!?
Psychonauts. There are some of the best quotes in this game, but this one is one of the most memorable.

 

[traceur_]

"Don't worry, be happy." Tidus - Final Fantasy 10

 

[Blow_Pop]

Don't worry, I'm not crazy... at least, I don't think so.
James Sunderland, Silent Hill 2

Anything from Silent Hill really.

Now from the movie Silent Hill:

Mother is God in the eyes of a child.

I have actually used parts of that phrase to describe stuff.

 

[Booze Zombie]

"Any last words?"
"Go to hell."
*Gunshot*
"Sorry, didn't catch that."

- Main character, Saints Row 2

"Uh, uh, where is it?"

- Duke Nukem

And this one is technically unreleased, but it was still awesome when I heard it in a video.
"We're hit, damage report!"
*Tank blows up*
"You're done."

- Alex Mercer, Prototype

 

[kavinsky]

EquinoxETO



who loves ya baby?
if you dont know you are sad

wtf why are you putting a kojack quote here?

 

[DaBigCheez]

Splinter Cell: Pandora Tomorrow

*nabs canister*
Lambert: "Well done, Fisher. Now we need to see what's inside."
Fisher: "I could open it."
Lambert: "And you COULD play Russian roulette with a clip-loading pistol."

 

[destroyer383]

"I am curion i will destroy everything and resurect evething"

house of the dead 4 its done in a awesome voice

 

[richard99th]

heres a few i love

"and i'll shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle" ajax, the warriors

"have at you snake" liquid snake, metal gear solid

"now make me feel it, make me feel alive again!" gray fox/ninja, metal gear solid.

"stay a while and listen" decard cain, diablo 2

 

[WhiteFangofWhoa]

Can't believe no one's mentioned Dracula and Richter's dialogue in Symphony of the Night...

The Prince: I must do something! (regarding helping imperiled civillians several stories below)
The Dark Prince: Go ahead. Fall to your death. I'm sure that will be a great help to them.

(Later)

The Prince: You are just a parasite! You deserve nothing!
The Dark Prince: But don't I? How many times did I save you? How many times did I unbar your path, take down your enemies? While all you did was cry about your father, and Kaileena, and Farah! How everything bad ALWAYS happened to you! BOO-HOO, PRINCE!
-PoP

 

[tucci]

Okay how about this one

"I used to be the one who would run, I used to have emotions, like fear"
"They send the goons, like fodder" "Well, bring it on, the dishwasher is waiting"

Dishwasher dead samurai

 

[sebar nl]

"... the weighted companion cube will never threaten to stab you and impact cannot speak"
-GLaDOS -Portal

 

[IamQ]

Assassins Creed, when you kill someone when walking slowly. Just after you've killed a guy, the guy beside goes " *gasp* Who is responsible for this?!" love that.

 

[NeoDeath90]

"Well that seems unfair. Killing me because of the way I t-t-t-t-t-t-talk."- Nero of DMC4

"My dear brother/sister. I do not spread rumors. I create them." Lucien Lachance of Oblivion. This almost became my senior quote in the yearbook.

"You nasty little boy!"- Harvey Voladarski of No More Heroes

Assassins Creed, when you kill someone when walking slowly. Just after you've killed a guy, the guy beside goes " *gasp* Who is responsible for this?!" love that.

Though not really a quote from the game, I enjoy yelling "SHANK!" when i stab some one.

 

[LuckySeven]

The whole cutscene from DMC4 when Dante and the crazy professor make the act.

 

[shadowelancer]

"Reload Doctor Freeman"

It occured when I was using the crowbar on man hacks.

 

[psyko1]

Ash from Evil Dead Regeneration...

In the insane asylum where he finally finds his belongings, chainsaw, etc. Looks out the window to see the deadite hoardes and smiles at his chainsaw saying, "C'mon baby sing. Sing for the King."

 

[Undo]

"Beware the cows! Not all milk is enriched!"
The milkman Cooper from Psychonauts.


And, while technically maybe not quotes, any of the loading screen messages in Auto Assault:
Splicing kittens...
Connecting connection-load loaders...
Removing copulating insects from beard...
...
cracked me up on every load.

 

[HomeBoyGourd]

Nordom: Annah, does your tail assist you in maintaining your balance?
Annah: No, it's fer scratchin' me back, yeh soddin' box!
Nordom: Yes, that is quite logical.
Annah: *sighs*

-PS:T

 

[traceur_]

"Go blow yourself" -Nero, DMC4

need I say why?

Also pretty much everything Nero says.

 

[skcseth]

"I have never answered so many BJ questions in my life! ...That sounded weird."
Joe Rogan, UFC 2009: Undisputed. (Talking about fighter BJ Penn)

Now that's some original commentary right there.