Favorite words of wisdom

[Lios]

There is no such thing as a best thing.

 

[elemenetal150]

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction.---Blaise Pascal

which is why I am hesitant to deal with people that pride themselves of their faith

 

[Lukeje]

Maybe you're just getting old?

I'll be dead soon, you know.

"Soon" as in 'compared to the age of the universe', or "soon" as in 'an axe-murderer is coming after me; help!'?

 

[SharPhoe]

I'm sixteen.
I have, at most, 9 years left.

People in my family die pretty young.

That's... that's kinda depressing.

 

[Lukeje]

Maybe you're just getting old?

I'll be dead soon, you know.

"Soon" as in 'compared to the age of the universe', or "soon" as in 'an axe-murderer is coming after me; help!'?

I'm sixteen.
I have, at most, 9 years left.

People in my family die pretty young.

...I'm having trouble telling whether you're being deadly serious or not.[/pun]

 

[Lukeje]

...I'm having trouble telling whether you're being deadly serious or not.[/pun]

Annnnd now I have 4 years left, thanks to that pun.

Thank you so very much.

So wait, by making puns we're actually killing you? Is it like that thing whereby everytime you say 'I don't believe in faeries' a faery dies?

 

[Plauged1]

Otherwise, I'm not really sure of any 'words of wisdom', but I've long held this belief that 'everything happens for a reason'. It just seems apt, for me...

Building off of that, "Everything happens for a reason, and the reason these things happen is because Life hates you. Life hates you, and Life wants you to suffer, and you can be damn sure you're never going to beat it, because no matter what you do, you're playing its' game, and once you're dead, it wins."

Ah, life is a fickle *****. Hopefully that can be changed.

Never really had any wise people to look up to, that is why this place is so FUCKING COOL. Wise ass people everwhere and plenty of wise things to say. Sure it has ts share of idiots, but still worth it.

 

[Mr0llivand3r]

Confucius say, "Man who fall asleep with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger"

but my own are:

"success is not measured by how thick your wallet is, but by how many people attend your funeral."

 

[TZer0]

"There's no such thing as friendly fire."

 

[Beefcakes]

Those you matter don't care, and those who care, don't matter...

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

"It is often better to keep your mouth shut and look stupid, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
-Mark Twain

 

[Lieju]

"Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence."

 

[Angryhotdog]

A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting in that cell with you saying "aw man that was fun"

 

[Tentunf]

it is what I tell everyone at work who does something that will likely end badly.

"Do not be jumping where you aint willing to land."

In other words, re-evaluate this risk before you take it.

 

[Papopapo456]

"There are not stupid questions, just stupids that ask"

"I think you are stupid, and I will die for my right of thinking so"

 

[Pimppeter2]

"Push it to the limit"