Favorite Yahtzee Line on Zero Punctuation

[gigastrike]

"Well...there was this mission where I had to rescue a bunch of POWs being held prisoner at bases scattered throughout the map. After a long battle, I had rescued the last group of survivors and had sent them back to base along a path I had cleared along the way. Right as they were about to come within visual range the timer hit 0:00. "We lost contact", the soldier said!

[HEADING=2]BULL[/HEADING] [sub](what)[/sub]

[HEADING=2]FUCKING[/HEADING] [sub](arbitrary)[/sub]

[HEADING=2]SHIT![/HEADING] [sub](nonsense)[/sub]

We didn't lose contact! I was looking at them! They were right fucking there! They were almost close enough to communicate using their eye-brows! What the fuck happens when the stupid, arbitrary time limit runs out!? Do they lose honor and kill themselves!? But no, I had to do the whole mission all over again. As the exsasperated, Chinese man said to the last male panda, "FUCK THAT!""

 

[bmart008]

From his silent hill 2 review
"It's a fascinating journey of pain and despair that leaves you emotionally drained and satisfied, like fucking a burning dolphin."

Classic.

 

[CowboyfromHell666]

The entire Darksiders review had me laughing my ass off.

But I have no real favorite line, they are all so brilliant.

 

[CowboyfromHell666]

"FUCKED IF I KNOW."
- Just Cause 2 review.

I don't know why, but I was just laughing like a psycho from that. It brightened up my crap day for sure

 

[Booze Zombie]

"And war stops being glorious and starts being annoying, when you're replaying the same fucking bastard section for the nineteenth fucking bastard time, because you don't posses the bionic cyber vision necessary to spot all fithteen fucking bastard snipers who can draw a bead on and decapitate you before you can say 'Uncle Sam'!"

 

[Craftybonds]

My favorite yahtzee quote has to be

"Then i remembered Alone in the Dark from earlier in the year, which took subtlety and pacing, lit them on fire, then ramped off them several time in slow motion." from the 2008 awards video.

i laugh at that every single time i even think about it.

 

[Thelonesun]

"I reserve the privilege of wanking off in my face for my closest friends and Valve employees."
"I don't know what would happen if you spread Branston pickle onto No More Heroes, possibly the universe would end...

AND IT WOULD BE AWESOME."

 

[lambsheep]

hairy bumhole... not gay

 

[Nullphantom]

"And that's Wet, it's wet in the sense it needs its nappy changing"

"ammo stacks but healing items don't, so we have to curious scenario where 9 green herbs is just as much burden as 108 explosive grenade launcher rounds"

"the technology could be sensitive enough to be a perfect simulator. It could be, but it isnt. Good thing too, because who the fuck wants to be a fencer, bunch of hointy tointy cunts with sibs on their faces"

"So what's the point of having two different experience levels?" you ask. "Well, it's like my right hand on a Sunday night," I say. "Why's that?" you ask. "IT BEATS THE FUCK OUT OF ME!"

 

[confessor]

From AvP review:
"Humans are tasty lets eat them all YUM YUM"

 

[crazypsyko666]

"Wait a second-- This is a MUMORPUGER!!!"

 

[blankedboy]

"Well...there was this mission where I had to rescue a bunch of POWs being held prisoner at bases scattered throughout the map. After a long battle, I had rescued the last group of survivors and had sent them back to base along a path I had cleared along the way. Right as they were about to come within visual range the timer hit 0:00. "We lost contact", the soldier said!

[HEADING=1]BULL[/HEADING] [sub](what)[/sub]

[HEADING=1]FUCKING[/HEADING] [sub](arbitrary)[/sub]

[HEADING=1]SHIT![/HEADING] [sub](nonsense)[/sub]

We didn't lose contact! I was looking at them! They were right fucking there! They were almost close enough to communicate using their eye-brows! What the fuck happens when the stupid, arbitrary time limit runs out!? Do they lose honor and kill themselves!? But no, I had to do the whole mission all over again. As the exsasperated, Chinese man said to the last male panda, "FUCK THAT!""

Either this, or this one:

"Never stick your dick in a pudding. It might still be good pudding, and you can spend all afternoon explaining that, but no-one's gonna eat it because you stuck your dick in it!"

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Three way tie...

"Well, it's like my hand on Saturday night."

Well, why's that?

"It beats the fuck outa me!"

I love that line so much!

Oh yeah, and also from his review of Bayonetta.

"Pacman didn't have much of a story! Just eat the dots and stay away from the ghosts...except for sometimes when the ghosts turn colors and AUGH!"
And finally....

BULL


FUCKING


SHIT!

We didn't lose contact! I was looking at them! They were right fucking there! They were almost close enough to communicate using their eye-brows! What the fuck happens when the stupid, arbitrary time limit runs out!? Do they lose honor and kill themselves!? Do the battle royal collars around their neck explode?! WHAT! But no, I had to do the whole mission all over again. As the exsasperated, Chinese man said to the last male panda, "FUCK THAT!""

 

[merc-with-a-mouth]

"Here are the combos you will need to master Darksiders;
The Chump Chop: Square
The Double Chump Chop: Square Square
THE WHIPPED CREAM GENOCIDAL BRUHAHA: Square Square Square"

"I AM A MONSTER TRUCK THAT WALKS LIKE A MAN!"

"Completely rips off with about as much shame and emotion as FUCKING BORG COLLECTIVE"

I love the Darksiders review

 

[CrankyStorming]

It has to be the line form his Bad Company 2 review "I mentioned dust earlier and now I'm going to mention it again. DUST!!!"

 

[SkullCap]

It has to be the line form his Bad Company 2 review "I mentioned dust earlier and now I'm going to mention it again. DUST!!!"

Would you believe this is thread was made in November of 2009 and it's STILL going strong? Sure surprised me.

Anyway, welcome to the Escapist!

 

[boeingguy787]

actually, one of my favourite lines was Graham Stark's ZP review, when he said "controls that make you want to rent out a high-rise apartment just so the controller will fall further when you chuck it out the cunting window!" (note: I don't remember it 100%, so there may be some inconsistencies).

 

[SkullCap]

actually, one of my favourite lines was Graham Stark's ZP review, when he said "controls that make you want to rent out a high-rise apartment just so the controller will fall further when you chuck it out the cunting window!" (note: I don't remember it 100%, so there may be some inconsistencies).

That was actually on the nose, good memory.