Favourite Lines in Batman: Arkham Asylum

[Professor M]

I was wondering, what are the best lines of dialogue you heard in the game?

Mine has to be:
Doctor: "It's a trap!"
Batman: "I know. But not for me"

 

[zombiejoe]

HARLY: " I always thought there was a spark between us. *Turns on tazer floor.* Now there is"

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

Mananananananana Batman!

Oh wait, he doesn't actually say that does he.

 

[olee12343]

"Our lead researcher, Stephen Crane, has not found a cure for our patients yet, but he is having a lot of fun." (something like that)

 

[happysock]

None stick in my mind. Move middle stick not to die if thats a quote

 

[Red Rum]

"Our lead researcher, Stephen Crane, has not found a cure for our patients yet, but he is having a lot of fun." (something like that)

His name is Johnathan Crane.

 

[Sev72]

Most of the jokers ranting tbh. Also, "Tick Tock" because Killer Croc (never heard of this guy actually) is awesome. Also, pretty much everything you hear from the third Scare Crow encounter.

 

[Geo Da Sponge]

"What? You have enough drugs in you to drive dead men insane!"

I don't know why that line sticks with me, it just does.

 

[zombiejoe]

Most of the jokers ranting tbh. Also, "Tick Tock" because Killer Croc (never heard of this guy actually) is awesome. Also, pretty much everything you hear from the third Scare Crow encounter.

It's actually "Tick Tock here comes the Croc." I may be wrong through

 

[Sonicron]

When Harley forces Warden Sharp to read announcements over the intercom.

"Attention! It is now illegal for anyone to walk on the floor on the entire asylum grounds. Anyone caught violating this law will have his legs removed and be forced to perform magic tricks for the entertainment of Emperor Joker!"

 

[Starke]

"We've found the first of the Joker's Bombs, it was filled with Marzipan and Kittens."

 

[D0WNT0WN]

Over?! But Batman, It hasnt even begun.

 

[alexbaxthedarkside]

soundsl ike it came from admiral ackbar, hehe

 

[oneshotfinchy]

"We've found the first of the Joker's Bombs, it was filled with Marzipan and Kittens."

Heh, that's the only other one I remember.

 

[olee12343]

"Our lead researcher, Stephen Crane, has not found a cure for our patients yet, but he is having a lot of fun." (something like that)

His name is Johnathan Crane.

Why did I think it was Stephen...

 

[MrMisfit]

"What? You have enough drugs in you to drive dead men insane!"
I don't know why that line sticks with me, it just does.

the line is: "you have enough drugs in you to drive ten men insane!"

my favorite is "What scares you Batman? Failing to save this cesspool of a city? Not getting to Gordon in time? Me...in a thong?"

 

[olee12343]

"Mr. J loves me too much to see me get harmed... you guys, not so much." Harley Quinn

 

[Whoolpurse]

Final boss - Spoilerish:

"Are you ready for more?" "Always" "What!?!?!?" "You can't beat me batman,I can take anything you throw at me, I'll actuallywin!" " No joker... I won't ever let you win"


Just seemed badass.

 

[Bassman_2]

It was all awesome. The above ones and:

"We're losing him, Doc!" - Joker
And I like hearing him saying stuff like I'm going two steps ahead when I go up into the top floor of the library before I ever go down, or at the Botanical Gardens.

Hamill (sp?) is the best Joker and they should just stick him in the next movie.