By an absolutely massive margin this one...
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=w1XOfHax6Q8
Watch it, trust me it's well worth it.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=w1XOfHax6Q8
Watch it, trust me it's well worth it.
Favourite movie quote
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"If you don't try to save one life, how can you save any?"
Cheesy, but I liked it.
"I believe what doesn't kill you simply makes you stranger."
Cheesy, but I liked it.
"I believe what doesn't kill you simply makes you stranger."
I can't remember the scene exactly but heres my best attempt: (from Army of Darkness)
(Ash is about to say the words he has to say to save the world from the Necronomion or whatever)
Ash: Hicti! Khanda! Evilus! N- (pauses a moment) Nectoe!...Neck-tie? Nectus? N-(mumbles something)...there, I said it. I just said the words.
(Ash is about to say the words he has to say to save the world from the Necronomion or whatever)
Ash: Hicti! Khanda! Evilus! N- (pauses a moment) Nectoe!...Neck-tie? Nectus? N-(mumbles something)...there, I said it. I just said the words.
"Anyone that runs, is a VC. Anyone that stands still, is a well-disciplined VC!" Door Gunner from Full Metal Jacket
"In the Winter of 1969, an elite force of the US Army was sent on a top secret assignment in Southeast Vietnam. The objective: rescue Sgt. Four Leaf Tayback from a heavily guarded NVA Prison Camp. The mission was considered to be near-suicide. Of the ten men sent, four returned. Of those four, three wrote books about what happened. Of those three, two were published. And of those two, only one got a movie deal. This is the story of the men who attempted to make that movie. " Four Leaf Tayback from Tropic Thunder
"In the Winter of 1969, an elite force of the US Army was sent on a top secret assignment in Southeast Vietnam. The objective: rescue Sgt. Four Leaf Tayback from a heavily guarded NVA Prison Camp. The mission was considered to be near-suicide. Of the ten men sent, four returned. Of those four, three wrote books about what happened. Of those three, two were published. And of those two, only one got a movie deal. This is the story of the men who attempted to make that movie. " Four Leaf Tayback from Tropic Thunder
"- Have you ever fired two guns whilst jumping through the air?
- No.
- Have you ever fired one gun whilst jumping through the air?
- NO.
- Have you ever been in a high-speed pursuit?
- Yes, I have.
- Have you ever fired a gun whilst being in a high-speed pursuit?
- NO!"
- No.
- Have you ever fired one gun whilst jumping through the air?
- NO.
- Have you ever been in a high-speed pursuit?
- Yes, I have.
- Have you ever fired a gun whilst being in a high-speed pursuit?
- NO!"
"-Who is that?
-Dunno, must be a King
-Why?
-He doesn't have shit all over him."
Monty Python and The Holy Grail. I was laughing for half an hour after this
The whole movie has some killer quotes in it!
-Dunno, must be a King
-Why?
-He doesn't have shit all over him."
Monty Python and The Holy Grail. I was laughing for half an hour after this
The whole movie has some killer quotes in it!
"The world is yours - take it!" - Angelina Jolie in Alexander
"I would have gone with you to the end.....into the very fires of Mordor." - Viggo Mortensen in The Lord Of The Rings
"If, by my life or death, I can protect you, I will." - as above
"I would have followed you my brother...my captain....my king." - Sean Bean in The Lord Of The Rings
"This is my land. What kind of man would I be if I did not try to make it better?" - Orlando Bloom in The Kingdom Of Heaven
"You were my brother, Anakin. I loved you!" Ewen McGregor in Star Wars
"So this is how democracy dies - to thunderous applause." - Natalie Portman in Star Wars
I could probably think of more but I think that's enough for now.
"I would have gone with you to the end.....into the very fires of Mordor." - Viggo Mortensen in The Lord Of The Rings
"If, by my life or death, I can protect you, I will." - as above
"I would have followed you my brother...my captain....my king." - Sean Bean in The Lord Of The Rings
"This is my land. What kind of man would I be if I did not try to make it better?" - Orlando Bloom in The Kingdom Of Heaven
"You were my brother, Anakin. I loved you!" Ewen McGregor in Star Wars
"So this is how democracy dies - to thunderous applause." - Natalie Portman in Star Wars
I could probably think of more but I think that's enough for now.
"The world will look up and shout "save us" and I will whisper... "no"
- Watchmen
ending scene of the dark knight( by the way how fucking awesome was heath ledger as the joker) anyway...
"Batman?... Batman!...why is he running daddy?"
"Because we have to chase him"
"He didn't do anything wrong"
"Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him, because he can take it, because hes not a hero, he's a silent guardian, a watchful protector, The Dark Knight"
That gives me goosebumps it's so awesome
- Watchmen
ending scene of the dark knight( by the way how fucking awesome was heath ledger as the joker) anyway...
"Batman?... Batman!...why is he running daddy?"
"Because we have to chase him"
"He didn't do anything wrong"
"Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him, because he can take it, because hes not a hero, he's a silent guardian, a watchful protector, The Dark Knight"
That gives me goosebumps it's so awesome
Oh, I was going to take that one, you beat me to it. Although you slightly misquoted it. It's:MURPHYCHACHO said:
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp_K8prLfso
Also, to the OP: Die Hard 4?
"Beneath this mask lies more than flesh... Beneath this mask lies an idea, and ideas are bulletproof"- While I don't like the way they changed V for Vendetta from moore's original, that line is effing brilliant.
I could stay in this topic all day, but I'll leave with a classic:
"Tyler was involved in a class action lawsuit against the New York Pressman hotel over the urine content of their soup."
I could stay in this topic all day, but I'll leave with a classic:
"Tyler was involved in a class action lawsuit against the New York Pressman hotel over the urine content of their soup."
"I'm tired of these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane" Snakes on a Plane
"I just wanted to destroy something beautiful" Fightclub
"I just wanted to destroy something beautiful" Fightclub
Its a tie between why so serious?-from The Dark Knight. theres a hole in the world like great black pit and the vermin of the world inhabit it-from Sweeney Todd and ill make you an offer you cant refuse-from The Godfather
Oh there's so many...
Hello, My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
I have a mole?
Do they speak English in What?
Did you just order a five dollar shake?
-Hey, where do these stairs go?
-...They go up.
That there is one damn fine coat you?re wearin?.
I haven't seen Evil Dead 2 yet.
IT'S CITIZEN KANE! (not from a movie http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/eb06b4d653/citizen-kane-by-the-kids-in-the-hall-from-greatest-comedy-sketches )
I'm good at three things; fighting, screwing, and reading the news. Now I've already done one of those three today so what's the other one gonna be?
Hello, My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
I have a mole?
Do they speak English in What?
Did you just order a five dollar shake?
-Hey, where do these stairs go?
-...They go up.
That there is one damn fine coat you?re wearin?.
I haven't seen Evil Dead 2 yet.
IT'S CITIZEN KANE! (not from a movie http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/eb06b4d653/citizen-kane-by-the-kids-in-the-hall-from-greatest-comedy-sketches )
I'm good at three things; fighting, screwing, and reading the news. Now I've already done one of those three today so what's the other one gonna be?
"It's not easy having a good time...
Even smiling makes my face ache..."
-Frank N. Furter
Or anything Kevin Kline said in A Fish Called Wanda.
Even smiling makes my face ache..."
-Frank N. Furter
Or anything Kevin Kline said in A Fish Called Wanda.
Any line delivered by Vin Diesel when playing Riddick
My personal favorites are:
The Chronicles of Riddick
Slam Guard: "You'll kill us... with a soup cup?"
Riddick: "Tea, actually."
Slam Guard: "What's that?"
Riddick: "I'll kill you with my teacup."
Pitch Black:
Paris: [Greets Riddick] "Paris P. Olgilvie. Antiquities dealer, entrepreneur."
Riddick: [Shakes hands with Paris] "Richard B. Riddick. Escaped convict. Murderer."
Riddick: [Upon finding out that an eclipse is coming] "You're not afraid of the dark are you?" [Riddick smiles mockingly]
Imam: "Shall we pray together? I have already prayed with the others."
[Riddick ignores him]
Imam: "It is painless."
Riddick: "It's pointless."
Escape From Butcher Bay (game)
Hoxie: "Already trying to get under my skin, Riddick?"
Riddick: "It'd be easier... if I had something sharp."
Abbott: "You're messin' with the natural order of things here, Riddick. As a result someone can get hurt. And we don't want that."
Riddick: "Speak for yourself."
[Riddick loses his assault rifle and resorts to getting into grabbing range on the prison guard. Both of them fall down a pit]
Riddick:[Shouting while falling] "It ain't the fall that gets ya."
Riddick:[Having landed on the guard, softening his landing and killing the guard] "It's the sudden stop at the bottom."
Riot Guard: "Prisoner! This area is restricted! What are you doing here?"
Riddick: "Oh. Heh. Sorry, my mistake."
Riot Guard: "Shit, you're Riddick!"
Riddick: "I think you're gonna need backup."
Riddick: [talking to guard] "The dark... you afraid? I'm not. The dark, is afraid of me."
My personal favorites are:
The Chronicles of Riddick
Slam Guard: "You'll kill us... with a soup cup?"
Riddick: "Tea, actually."
Slam Guard: "What's that?"
Riddick: "I'll kill you with my teacup."
Pitch Black:
Paris: [Greets Riddick] "Paris P. Olgilvie. Antiquities dealer, entrepreneur."
Riddick: [Shakes hands with Paris] "Richard B. Riddick. Escaped convict. Murderer."
Riddick: [Upon finding out that an eclipse is coming] "You're not afraid of the dark are you?" [Riddick smiles mockingly]
Imam: "Shall we pray together? I have already prayed with the others."
[Riddick ignores him]
Imam: "It is painless."
Riddick: "It's pointless."
Escape From Butcher Bay (game)
Hoxie: "Already trying to get under my skin, Riddick?"
Riddick: "It'd be easier... if I had something sharp."
Abbott: "You're messin' with the natural order of things here, Riddick. As a result someone can get hurt. And we don't want that."
Riddick: "Speak for yourself."
[Riddick loses his assault rifle and resorts to getting into grabbing range on the prison guard. Both of them fall down a pit]
Riddick:[Shouting while falling] "It ain't the fall that gets ya."
Riddick:[Having landed on the guard, softening his landing and killing the guard] "It's the sudden stop at the bottom."
Riot Guard: "Prisoner! This area is restricted! What are you doing here?"
Riddick: "Oh. Heh. Sorry, my mistake."
Riot Guard: "Shit, you're Riddick!"
Riddick: "I think you're gonna need backup."
Riddick: [talking to guard] "The dark... you afraid? I'm not. The dark, is afraid of me."
I can't believe no one mentioned this one yet but this is my personal favorite:
And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patri. Et Fili. Spiritus Sancti.
~The Boondock Saints
And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patri. Et Fili. Spiritus Sancti.
~The Boondock Saints