"Yo, get a load a' dis shit!"
"I don't want any of your shit! And fuck you too!"
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"I don't want any of your shit! And fuck you too!"
-Alone in the Dark Parody
Favourite NPC line?
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It's always funny to me when I hear NPCs in Red Dead Redemption saying, "Capitan De Santa duerme con otros hombres!" at the most random times. Maybe it's the way they say it.
"When you see a giraffe, have you ever just kinda wanted to wrap your arms around it, and mabye your legs, JUST to see what it felt like, up their, swaying in the fucking wind?"
it must be a symptom of translating the game. but yeah its pretty wtf in the pokemon worldcanadamus_prime said:Yeah that's one thing that's always baffled me about Pokemon. Many of the nondescript NPC trainers you run into between cities say the most mind bogglingly random lines.josh797 said:
"I like shorts"
*insert Pokemon Trainer Battle intro music here*
...what?
"My inner tube looks like a big doughnut."
*insert Pokemon Trainer Battle intro music here*
...huh?
The conversation in Bad Co. 2 where Haggard and Sweetwater talk about Predator.
"Ahhh shazzbot!"
"If there's one thing I like about the bad guys it's that they like to talk a lot before pulling the trigger."
"Why did I have to pick today to get my taint pierced?!"
"I sold my child for an air conditioner!"
"Marked one?! Wh- WHAT THE HELL?!" After randommly teleporting into Trader's shop in STALKER SOC's true ending
"Ahhh shazzbot!"
"If there's one thing I like about the bad guys it's that they like to talk a lot before pulling the trigger."
"Why did I have to pick today to get my taint pierced?!"
"I sold my child for an air conditioner!"
"Marked one?! Wh- WHAT THE HELL?!" After randommly teleporting into Trader's shop in STALKER SOC's true ending
"Margaret here bringing you uhh... music. Why just music? Because I'm just a technician, and some asshole murdered our DJ. Hooray."
For some reason any line said by Margaret after you kill Three Dog always make me laugh, but this is the one that I remember..
For some reason any line said by Margaret after you kill Three Dog always make me laugh, but this is the one that I remember..
Alistair: "Now that the warm and fuzzy part of the day is over we can get back to the ritual dismemberments. Oh wait, it's not Tuesday is it?"
yup! Truth comes out of your mouth!Knife said:
BG2 quotes:
Joneleth Irenicus -"I cannot be caged! I cannot be controlled! Understand this as you die, ever pathetic, ever fools!"
Tiax -"Ya lil' monkey-spanker."
KOTOR:
HK 47 -"Observation: I am a droid, master, with programming. Even if I did not enjoy killing, I would have no choice. Thankfully, I enjoy it very much."
The game Whiplash (where a weasel uses a rabbit called Redmond as a flail)
Redmond: This is just like waterskiing. Except it's on concrete, and I'm flat on my back, and it's REALLY PAINFUL!
Redmond: I can't believe you just set me on fire! You literally set me aflame! Do you know how inappropriate that is?
Redmond: Press a button get a cookie, press a button get a cookie!
Scientist: Stop, in the name of science!
and some others I cant remember, gah im gunna go play this game again =)
Redmond: This is just like waterskiing. Except it's on concrete, and I'm flat on my back, and it's REALLY PAINFUL!
Redmond: I can't believe you just set me on fire! You literally set me aflame! Do you know how inappropriate that is?
Redmond: Press a button get a cookie, press a button get a cookie!
Scientist: Stop, in the name of science!
and some others I cant remember, gah im gunna go play this game again =)
I would say some of the Portal quotes since they make me laugh so hard, but I think I will go for some classics:
Minsc (Baldur's Gate 2) when he is displeased with your decisions: "This behaviour must not continue. Feel the burning stare of my hamster and change your ways."
Link to the wav file: http://www.minscandboo.com/quotes2/This_behaviour_must_not_continue.WAV
Oh and Hk-47 from KotOR... here are some of my favorite quotes from him:
1) "Observation: I am a droid, master, with programming. Even if I did not enjoy killing, I would have no choice. Thankfully, I enjoy it very much."
2) "Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope... Love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds."
3)
HK-47: "Commentary: How would you like to be the wholly-owned servant to an organic meatbag? It's demeaning! If, uh, you weren't one yourself, I mean..."
Revan: "Demeaning, is it?"
HK-47: "Qualification: Err... perhaps I did not mean it quite like that, master. I mean... while an artificial life-form is superior..."
Revan: "You're not making it any better."
HK-47: "Commentary: I mean... nice human, goo-oood human..."
Minsc (Baldur's Gate 2) when he is displeased with your decisions: "This behaviour must not continue. Feel the burning stare of my hamster and change your ways."
Link to the wav file: http://www.minscandboo.com/quotes2/This_behaviour_must_not_continue.WAV
Oh and Hk-47 from KotOR... here are some of my favorite quotes from him:
1) "Observation: I am a droid, master, with programming. Even if I did not enjoy killing, I would have no choice. Thankfully, I enjoy it very much."
2) "Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope... Love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds."
3)
HK-47: "Commentary: How would you like to be the wholly-owned servant to an organic meatbag? It's demeaning! If, uh, you weren't one yourself, I mean..."
Revan: "Demeaning, is it?"
HK-47: "Qualification: Err... perhaps I did not mean it quite like that, master. I mean... while an artificial life-form is superior..."
Revan: "You're not making it any better."
HK-47: "Commentary: I mean... nice human, goo-oood human..."