Favourite Quotes from Video Games

[Asday]

>"Dear Humanity. We regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to earth. And we most certainly regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedey-ass fleet!"
>-Sergeant Johnson

Damnit, I was thinking that.

"What is a man. A miserable pile of lies."

EDIT: Can't forget Nanaki's comment after Cloud's past in Kalm. "What a fascinating story."

That was awesome.

 

[ToyBox]

"Oh, their gonna have to glue you back together ... in HELL!"

 

[sirdanrhodes]

"Is she dead?"
"I guess so, I was aiming for her legs"
"Ah F##K, you f##king idiot, I can't believe you what the f##k is the matter with you"

Kane and Lynch

 

[Eiseman]

"I am the great Cackletta's most best pupil, who is named Fawful! I am here, laughing at you! If you are giving us the chase, just to get your silly princess's voice, then you are idiots of foolishness! Princess Peach's sweet voice will soon be the bread that makes the sandwich of Cackletta's desires! And this battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom!"

-- Fawful, from Mario & Luigi: Superstar Sage

One of the funniest henchmen I've ever seen.

 

[Bowstring]

"You're going to die in here [yourracehere], you're going to die!"

That bloody Dark Elf that torments you at the beginning of every game of Oblivion. He pissed me off. He should go back to Morrowind. Coming over to our Tamriel, stealing our jobs, sponging off the government. They make me sick.

 

[Spleeni]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54GRN4mg1_A

 

[Iron Mal]

Another good one, 'Glory to the first man to die!' (Dawn of war-Winter Assault) and 'Didn't I kill you two rooms ago?' (Serious Sam)

 

[Cab00se206]

Wrex - "You're drunk!"
Random Turian - "Maybe, but you're ugly, and in the morning I shall be sober."

Space Marine Captain - "Walk softly . . . and carry a big gun."

 

[manicfoot]

"Do a barrel roll!" - Peppy
Colonel: Raiden, log into the node.
Raiden: Did you say 'nerd'?
Colonel: No, I said node :|

So hilariously bad XD

 

[imperialwar]

*mock arnie voice* "i put your head between my biceps and squish your brains, like icing from a tuuubbbee" Barbarian: Simon the sorcerer

 

[Logan Keller]

Bastila: On which planet were you born?
Revan: Kashyyyk. I'm a Wookiee...can't you tell?
Bastila: What is your background?
Revan: I'm a Hutt in human form planning to overthrow the Republic.
Bastila: How old are you?
Revan: 3012. Healthy living, you know.
Bastila: I see you intend to be childish about this.

From KOTOR

 

[lord kamina]

"The president has just been kidnapped by ninjas! Are you bad enough to rescue him?"
From some old arcade game, bad boys or something like that.

HAHA bad dudes!

 

[pieeater911]

"You may call me now by my true name."

"And what is that, noble lake creature?"

"......Linda." (Walks back into the water)

"What a lovely lady."

Raz and the Hulking Lung Fish of Lake Oblongata from Psychonauts.

 

[tales of meteor]

"i'm looking for an alien toilet to drop my brick's, who's first" - Duke Nukem

 

[mangoPandemic]

A DUD! (MGS2)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5_RP1NLTAQ

 

[TheKbob]

I COULD HAVE BEEN THE ONE TO FILL YOUR DARK SOUL WITH LIiiIiIIIiIIHGT!!!!!1

...It makes me grin everytime.

 

[JDLY]

I've got two.

I'm gonna kill you both. Then I'm gonna drain all your blood, take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and reindeer, then sit on your lap and tell you all the cool shit I want for Christmas.

I'm gonna kill you and then go to an arobics class wearing your intestines for leg warmers.

-Clyde
(Army of Two)

 

[aRealGuitarHero707]

I COULD HAVE BEEN THE ONE TO FILL YOUR DARK SOUL WITH LIiiIiIIIiIIHGT!!!!!1

...It makes me grin everytime.

aargh beat me to it
oh well i got another one

Ares: I was trying to make you into a great warrior
Kratos: You succeeded *kills Ares*

pure badassness

 

[TGK]

"Good... Bad... I'm the guy with the gun."
"Klatou.. Verata.. Nic*cough-cough-cough*"
"Shop Smart. Shop S-Mart." - Ash

"Woa, that's one messed up space marine"
"Damn.. You're ugly.." - The Duke





These are not from a game, but left an impression with me anyway.

"What should we do tonight brain? ... Same thing we do everynight. Try and take over the world!" - Pinky & the Brain

and just for kicks

"I'm preparing to split the beer atom ... now where did i put that chisel" - Young Einstein
"Game Over man! Game Over!" - Hudson


and the title-winner..
*drum roll*

"Hello .. Hi .. Follow me .. Uh-huh .." - Conversation, Oddworld
I must have heard that line more than 50 times because of a bad checkpoint.