Favourite Quotes from Video Games

[PlaylistOne]

Wake up Mr. Freeman, wake up and smell the ashes- G-man, HL2

"Rise and shine, Mister Freeman, rise and... shine. Not that I wish... to imply that you have been sleeping on... the job. No one is more deserving of a rest, and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... well... let's just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So wake up, Mister Freeman...wake up and... smell the ashes." - The G-Man, during the introduction to Half-Life 2.

I lifted that from his HL2 review ([link]http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/326.67843[/link])

Nice...

 

[Fraught]

Devil May Cry 4
Dante: Hey! What's your name?
Nero: Nero. You're Dante, right? Not a bad name.
Dante: Neither is yours.

 

[lord kamina]

What is a man?! Nothing more than a miserable little pile of secrets! This whole scene is great http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfjBRngsM60

 

[Humanfishboy]

Ahhh, Abe's Oddysee. I absolutely loved the voice acting/dialogue in that game, and still do. Another segment in the game I remember vividly is the laughing gas. It was contagious with my little brother and I.

The laughing gas was in Abe's Exoddus, not Oddysee ^^

(I still play 'em, I'm odd that way)

 

[JDLY]

"Infidel! You are filth!" God, this is something I will never forget.

Ahh. Assassin's Creed. I just love the NPC lines on that game.

-I'm far better than you'll ever- Ahhhhhhhhh!!! *I got him at just the right time*
-He's gonna hurt himself and when he does I WONT HELP HIM.
-He thinks he can beat us? *then* Ahhh! Spare me!

 

[Jerakal]

Don't blame us. Blame yourself or God. -Delita, FFT

Idiots... Nothing can live forever. -Magus, Chrono Trigger

YOU ARE NOT PREPARED! -Illidan, Warcraft

 

[wrshamilton]

"Now we're all sons of bitches."

 

[lm2f]

"funny balls"

from GTA IV

 

[lm2f]

"Now we're all sons of bitches."

I remember the quote but what game was it from?

 

[Janus Vesta]

'....' Doom Guy
'....' Link
'....' Gordon Freeman.

Wise men. Very wise men indeed.

 

[Meshakhad_v1legacy]

"Now listen here. You are not in Rhineland now, you're in my shop. I've already told you that the man you're looking for isn't here. So, unless you'd like an education in foreign affairs that you won't soon forget, I suggest you move along!"
- Tobias, Freelancer

Master Chief: "Admiral, permission to leave the station."
Admiral: "For what purpose?"
Master Chief: "To give the Covenant back their bomb."
Admiral: "Granted."
- Halo 2

 

[Mister Shades]

May I be the first to say; pretty much *all* of the dialogue from Postal 2

You probably thought you weren't goin' to die today? Surprise!
I know what you're thinking, but the funny thing is, I don't even LIKE videogames...
I suppose it would have been more politically correct to kill the women and minorities first.
The gene pool is stagnant and I am the minister of chlorine ...

 

[dudesrug]

'you killed my father/family/wife/children/planet/goldfish...prepare to die!'

every game evarr!!!

 

[RJCarrot]

'....' Doom Guy
'....' Link
'....' Gordon Freeman.

Wise men. Very wise men indeed.

You forgot:
'....' Shadow

 

[zebubble]

Hiiiiiiiiii!-Kirby
(in a stupid, lazy voice) I'm an army of one. -Stronghold

I'll post more when I remember them.

 

[blackberry37]

i dont remember exactly who said it but i remember it was from halo2

"bet you cant stick em"
"your on"

Oh and "thanks for standing still you wanker" TF2 Sniper

lastly "would you kindly" Andrew Ryan Bioshock

 

[Rentsy]

"Awesome! Fresh doughnuts! Full disclosure... we're actually FBI."

- Hitman, Blood Money, after you give the FBI van-dwellers doughnuts. Poisoned doughnuts.

 

[Chrinik]

"I try to make them beautifull goddess but they just wont (STAB) stay (stab) still (STAB). This one...too young...that one too thin...That one too Symetrical...UGLY. wait.. you get out your ugly...UGLY!"

Guess who that is, 1 million points for a correct answer.

Easy, its that crazed out Surgeon in Bioshock, forgot his name tho.

Well, there are quite a few.
Jak2: Jak: "IM GOING TO KILL HIM!" Daxter: "Whoa...better not piss you off!"
Alone in the Dark: "Common, come to my side! No more pain, no more suffering. You just have to DIE!"

And more, but i cant remember/translate them...

 

[HardRockSamurai]

"I don't have your stone, and FUCK you anyway!"
-Alone in the Dark

 

[blaze96]

Any quote from Sheogorath my personal favorite " I once dug a pit and filled it with clouds....or was it clowns.... come to think of it, it began to smell... must have been clowns. Clouds don't smell, they taste of butter...and tears."