Favourite Quotes from Video Games

[Drake the Dragonheart]

This is from a movie rather than a game and it comes from Bushwhacked. "I have bad news for you. It ain't rain!"
Anything by HK-47 or Jolee is gold. "Is there a meatbag you would like be to burn a hole through master?"
"The devil forgemaster's power is that of death itself!" Trevor Belmont Castlevania Curse of Darkness.
"I've got balls of steel!" and "I am an equal opportunity ass-kicker"
Another movie line well okay any dialogue from the film Dragonheart, but one part in particular "What now Draco, without you, what do we do? Where do we turn?" "To the stars, Bowen, to the stars!"
I'm carrying a mule's weight already-Kromlech the fighter Baldur's Gate Dark Alliance

 

[merkinater]

"OTACON...WHAT THE HELL"-MGS4
"I thought i would try shooting my way out, you know, mix things up a little"-Master Chief
"Safety and peace. - your preasents here deprives me of both" Assassins
"You smell very clean"- bad company

 

[Cheesus333]

"Sorry, but your princess is in another castle"

NO SHE IS NOT. MY PRINCESS IS STANDING IN FRONT OF ME!

 

[Cheesus333]

'....' Doom Guy
'....' Link
'....' Gordon Freeman.

Wise men. Very wise men indeed.

From henceforth 'Doom Guy' shall be reffered to as OSM, which is an acronym for Original Space Marine. He was a model to us all, especially the Master Chief, and shall be sorely missed. I'd always grin when I saw his malevolent smile as he revved up that chainsaw.

 

[ceeqanguel]

VAE VICTIS!!!! BWAHAHAHAhahahaha.....! Kain from legacy of kain: blood omen

Best... Warscream... Ever!

 

[Lemony]

It isn't exactly a quote but that way that Link swung his sword in a double cirle then sheathed it on his back definatly show, "Ok bitches take that!"

 

[Lemony]

"FOR THE HORDE!!!!!"
-Horde

 

[EzraPound]

The grizzly Cantonese guy who says "What? No money?!?!" in Shenmue II every single time you exit your hotel without paying.

Also, the mailtoad in Super Mario Galaxy that makes a bizarre noise akin to "waw-waw!" every since time you enter his field of speech.

 

[Wewt]

Some chick with boobs- It's so cold!
Dark Eaville (or jake asskicker)-It's a cold world out there.
or
Generic cybermonk- We better not risk taking chances!

Damn infernal was kinda lame. I only got the demo [http://www.1fort.com/blog/demoman-infernal/] though.

 

[Draenoch]

A couple of quotes from Sheogorath, the Prince of Madness

"Wonderful! This calls for a celebration! CHEESE, FOR EVERYONE! Wait, scratch that. Cheese for no one. That can be just as much of a celebration if you don't like cheese, true?"

"And Xedillian? Since you're standing here I presume you've succeeded. Or you're terribly confused. OR REALLY LACKING IN GOOD JUDGMENT!"

"Change is upon us! It will move mountains! It will mount movements! Breathe it in! Bathe in its scent! Bottle it up, save some for later."

"Speaking to me? I'm he! And he's me! And others, as well. Or they were, weren't they?"

"Does my Champion summon me? Before I've even told you what to do? That's not very Champion-y. Not at all! This is when I should smite you. Give you a serious smiting. Completely smitten! When I tell you to do something, I generally mean it!"

"They're getting more active every day. Not a good sign. You know what would be a good sign? "Free Sweetrolls!" Who wouldn't like that?"

"So, which is it? What will it be? Mania? Dementia? The suspense is killing me. Or you, if I have to keep waiting."

"What is important is getting to Xedilian. Quickly. Before I get bored. You wouldn't like me when I'm bored."

"Cat's out of the bag on that one, isn't it? Who puts cats in bags, anyway? Cats hate bags."

Reynald Jemane: "That's me. And some other fellow as well, apparently. Funny that, knowing someone else is also you. Makes my head hurt, it does."

 

[Shotgunbunny]

I've got this classic from an old 2D hack 'n slash game, Get Medieval.
It had multiplayer, one character was this barbarian with an arnie-like voice.
If somebody blocked the barbarians attack, he'd go "Why do you block my axe with your body?"

 

[darrinwright]

"Well done, android. We would like to remind you that Android Hell is a very real place where you will be sent at the first sign of disobedience." : Portal.

Hell, pretty much anything from Portal, at the risk of sounding like a fanboy.

 

[fangoram]

never known why but this line has always stuck out in my mind.

Turel: No... No more questions... No more worship. Time to run, time to scream, time to die..

 

[Lemony]

Does, "LEEEROY JENNKINNNNNNSSS!!!!" Count as a quote?

 

[jewjitsu72]

The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie.
-various writings on the wall from portal

 

[sh0tgunenclave]

DECAPITATIOON!

brutal legend

 

[Foobula]

"Come! Show me what passes for fury amongst your misbegotten kind."
-Dawn of War 2 space marines

 

[Flaming Icecicle]

Holy sweet jesus cinnamon titties! From the new Borderlands dlc, i think scooter says it