Fellowship Of The... You!

[Zemalac]

Hah! This is a great thread.

My team:
Sgt. Detritus (Discworld): two reasons for bringing him: 1) we can hide behind him, and 2) the Piecemaker can kill anything.
The Emperor (WH40K): For reasons previously mentioned.
Sam Vimes (Discworld): The man kills werewolves with his bare hands and has an entity called the Watching Dark lurking in his head.
Black Mage: Specifically the one from 8-Bit Theater. Slaughter is what he does.
One Mobile Infantry trooper from Starship Troopers (the book, not the movie): I sincerely doubt that anything the mole people will be able to throw against us will be able to defeat a guy carrying enough weaponry to level a small city. These troopers have got shoulder-launched nuclear missiles. 'Nuff said.

I think that'll do it.

 

[Spleenbag]

Super Mega Death Christ 2000 BC Version 4.0 Beta--Jesus meets Optimus Prime/Iron Man. 'Nuff said.

That's Super Mega Death Christ 2000 BC Version 4.0 Beta, *****!

Sorry, but without "*****!" thrown in at the end, it's just wrong. Have a cookie for the obscure reference...

What, he's obscure now? I didn't know that! Something to add to my Nerd Portfolio, I guess.

My Revised Team
Super Mega Death Christ 2000 BC Version 4.0 Beta, *****!
Dr. Manhattan
Indiana Jones
And finally, Solid Snake and Gary Gygax. I can picture it now.

Me: Go scout ahead, Snake
Snake: Fine, come on Gary.
*walk walk*
Snake: Gary, do I see anything?
Gary: *rolls*... Yes, you see 23 moles and a Kenyan Mangrove Crab.
Snake: GOD DAMMIT START LOADING YOUR DICE ALREADY!

 

[Ruffythepirate]

Chuck Norris and 4 Pokemon that we could eat.

 

[BaronAsh]

Conan: he can kill Chuk Norris
Subutai: because he's fucking hilarious
Lara Croft: who better to go down into a cave with
Link: He carrys everything except for guns
Rambo: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! (gunfire in background)

 

[Anarchemitis]

Chuck Norris and 4 Pokemon that we could eat.

I would eat Chuck Norris

I can make Chuck Norris not exist (as in vanish to the abyss) by imagining. That's how weak those facts are.

 

[DemonicDJ]

1) chick from portal for getting around obstacles
2) knuckles cuz hes an echidna and he can dig
3) anyone from dynasty warriors for crowd control
4) the human torch for light
5) that lil ***** mario in case we need a decoy in a tight spot

 

[MK-Smash]

Old Snake-Totally own them
Sniper(TF2)-to snipe them
Strong Bad-Comic relief
Raiden(MGS4)-Kick ass sword skills
Yahtzee-Distract them.

 

[hobartuk]

1. El Diablo - for the evil and strength within
2. Guardian of the Ark of the Covenant - for his suit of huge golden armour and giant battle axe
3. Chewbacca - for cuddles around the hot fire
4. Tails from Sonic - Flying
5. Missingno - to break their gameboys >_<

 

[PurpleRain]

I was gonna say Cthulu, but the fact is, he's too big to fit in a cave. If I could I'd also say the Kraken and Godzilla.

Also, you'd have to get him in about half a mile in front of everyone else, because if you saw him on accident, you'd turn suicidal/insane.

Godzilla wouldn't do suicidal if he saw Cthulu. He'd laugh it off and lazer blast his arse back into his hole.

 

[irishdelinquent]

Conan: he can kill Chuk Norris
Subutai: because he's fucking hilarious
Lara Croft: who better to go down into a cave with
Link: He carrys everything except for guns
Rambo: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! (gunfire in background)

lol nice choice with Laura Croft. She's an expert at going down.....what were we talking about again?

 

[zachbob2]

Rambo Fighter rescuer
Terminator CSM-101 fighter invinceible
Rouge sex and flight abilities
Aragorn army of the dead and fighter
Oddesyus(?) Archer smart

 

[PurpleRain]

Thanks for the resurection.

To that I will now add my new list:

Flash Gordon
Quicksilver
Sonic
2 runners from Kenya

Fastest group eva! They would destroy that place within seconds.

 

[Anarchemitis]

Don't forget Lance Armstrong.

 

[Ultrajoe]

Sephiroth.

Ive said it before and ill say it again, Sephiroth alone can be my team.

Ok, that and Snake.