BrEnNo1023 said:
>Note<: if you fart in your microphone you will either be the subject of a thousand insults from the other players in the lobby, team-killed, and possibly if there WAS a girl amongst them...she may just choose to ignore you. if you're dumb enough to do it AND you're lucky, your mic will not be close enough to your ..ahem.. mouth, the sound will probably just be a distorted unintelligible rustle, or due to the shitty quality of the xbox wireless headset, it might just plainly not pick up your ... voice...
XD
Funny you mention this. I did just that last night while severely intoxicated. I was in a live party, so it didn't make it too far. It was probably a distorted, unintelligible rustle anyway, but in retrospect; it was probably something that should only done while severely intoxicated... if even then. I mean... I got fart on my microphone! Who wants fart on their microphone?!? GWOSS!
As for your bar theory, it sounds good, but it's missing the group of males who would (as far as your theory goes) run up to said chick who is drinking beer at the bar, either start dancing or running circles around her, and tell her that she is either
a. probably a fat lesbian
b. probably ugly
or c. probably an ugly, fat lesbian
They will do this non-stop till said female mops the floor with them, or they run out of steam (which rarely happens)