Fictional Character(s) As Your Bodyguard?

[MetalMantheRevenge]

Death and Dracula from Castlevania. No one could fuck with me then.

Unless a certain Whip-wielding hero can after you. Cough Cough RitcherBelmont Cough

 

[tristow]

gordon freeman, niko bellic and duke nukum

 

[Herianden78]

Glenn Beck, because i know if i had a gun and was about to kill someone, and i saw glenn beck right there, i would shoot him first. If my would-be killers have similar thinking, i would have extra time to get out of there.
Failing that i would choose both Wrex and Grunt from Mass Effect, nobody would mess with me if i had two krogans backing me up.

 

[Darth Caelum]

Light Yagami. By the time you decided that you wanted to hurt and or kill me, Mr. Yagami would have formulated a plan to, not only kill you, but to take your money, property and your dog.

But, what if I don't have a dog? Anyways, I'd go with Master Chief, Marcus Fenix, Gordon Freeman. The dream team of kick ass.

If you DON'T have a Dog. He'll manipulate you into GETTING one. Simple enough.

 

[Hlain]

Birgitte Silverbow from Wheel of Time. She's kind of a warder, so she has the guarding business down.

 

[Azure Sky]

Laharl would work. He's overpowered as hell and could easily kill anyone who tried to kill me.

Yeah, but you would need to pay him -- or become his vassal. =3

Hmm, I would probably choose Dias Flac ^.^ (Star Ocean 2 / Star Ocean EX)
Now THAT is someone you don't mess with. =3

 

[superbatranger]

Light Yagami. By the time you decided that you wanted to hurt and or kill me, Mr. Yagami would have formulated a plan to, not only kill you, but to take your money, property and your dog.

But, what if I don't have a dog? Anyways, I'd go with Master Chief, Marcus Fenix, Gordon Freeman. The dream team of kick ass.

If you DON'T have a Dog. He'll manipulate you into GETTING one. Simple enough.

Just so he can take it away? Seems like a lot of trouble just for a pooch.

 

[Varanfan9]

Death and Dracula from Castlevania. No one could fuck with me then.

Unless a certain Whip-wielding hero can after you. Cough Cough RitcherBelmont Cough

Oh sure he can beat them one at a time. But if the tag teamed him he would be screwed.

 

[delet]

Laharl would work. He's overpowered as hell and could easily kill anyone who tried to kill me.

Yeah, but you would need to pay him -- or become his vassal. =3

Perhaps, but if I can transfer the money I've accumulated from either the first or the second game... welp, 3 Trillion HL should be more than enough to satisfy him; it's not like it's exactly hard to come up with a little money in the Disgaea universe, anyway.

 

[CoverYourHead]

The Lich King.

No one would even want to look at me funny.

 

[Nick of Blades]

I have two:
1. Sgt. Reznov from COD:WaW
2. Cthulhu

 

[Darth Caelum]

Light Yagami. By the time you decided that you wanted to hurt and or kill me, Mr. Yagami would have formulated a plan to, not only kill you, but to take your money, property and your dog.

But, what if I don't have a dog? Anyways, I'd go with Master Chief, Marcus Fenix, Gordon Freeman. The dream team of kick ass.

If you DON'T have a Dog. He'll manipulate you into GETTING one. Simple enough.

Just so he can take it away? Seems like a lot of trouble just for a pooch.

True. But have you SEEN how he manipulates? He'll think nothing of it.

 

[likalaruku]

Gourry Gabriev from Slayers.

 

[Bobberto]

Deadpool n Wolverine... Nuff said

OOO oOO and Brock Samson... Perfect trio of bodyguards

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Amy Pond

 

[tabriaswolfe]

I'll take two bodyguards and I'm set. Alex Mercer from Prototype, and Grunt from ME2. If the Krogan ever gives me problems, Alex can just absorb him.

 

[everfreeDragon]

If I was 100% sure he'd never eat me, Alex Mercer! Just look at how protective he is towards Dana, that alone is good then add his powers and inablity to die and bam perfect Bodyguard!

 

[Dr. wonderful]

The Lich King.

No one would even want to look at me funny.

Wait...the guy who got owned acoupleof months back?


Me? I'll go with Hk-47 from KOTR and II

Or...Mordin from Mass effect.

Why? Because he is the very model of a Scientist Salarian, that's why.

 

[Ruzzian Roulette]

Canderous Ordo

FUCK YER!