Fictional Character(s) As Your Bodyguard?

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soren7550

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Captain John 'Soap' MacTavish, Gordon Freeman and Joanna Dark.

I feel safe already. :3
 

Danpascooch

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Michael Weston from Burn Notice. That guy isn't only useful in a fight, he'd know when it was coming and avoid it.

You said fictional characters, technically that means TV shows count too :)
 

Guitar Gamer

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Probably a Big Daddy

OR Fawkes!
 

Danpascooch

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Guitar Gamer said:
Probably a Big Daddy

OR Fawkes!
Fawkes is not a good idea.

Sure, he'd stop any attacker effortlessly, but anyone (even people who have no problem with you) would see Fawkes, decide he's a threat to humanity, and get you bombed from the air.
 
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Darth Caelum said:
Light Yagami. By the time you decided that you wanted to hurt and or kill me, Mr. Yagami would have formulated a plan to, not only kill you, but to take your money, property and your dog.
But, what if I don't have a dog? Anyways, I'd go with Master Chief, Marcus Fenix, Gordon Freeman. The dream team of kick ass.
 

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danpascooch said:
Guitar Gamer said:
Probably a Big Daddy

OR Fawkes!
Fawkes is not a good idea.

Sure, he'd stop any attacker effortlessly, but anyone (even people who have no problem with you) would see Fawkes, decide he's a threat to humanity, and get you bombed from the air.
No one knows what a super mutant is though except gamers who know that Fawkes is a good guy.
To scientists he is a possibly experiment except he can't be taken against his will (you can through ha nuclear bomb at him and he'll survive)
And he is too pure for the military.
 

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eldar farseer council


the infantry units shown here. Nothing gets past them.
 

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Legend of J said:
Tony montana a guy like him would break his back for you :D.
You do know he killed his best friend in a cocaine-fueled rage, right?

On topic:

Goku: There's nothing in this world that could hurt him even a little bit. He can teleport and destroy entire planets effortlessly.

Sam Fischer: He can blend in anywhere, steal anything and no mission is too hard. For those moments where I need a bodyguard but he can't be seen.

Spike Speagel: He is an amazing fighter, agile, dead accurate, quick-thinking, experienced and isn't afraid to die. He is also a skilled pilot that could provide air support and evac.

Fawkes: He is seemingly invinceable, has a minigun that shoots freaking lasers, and he has already proved to be a perfect bodyguard on our 100+ hour adventures.
 

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I would chose Cole McGrath because he can shoot lightning from HIS HANDS. Also, good or evil he always does what he is told.

I would also chose Sam Fisher because he is one of the 3 kings of Stealth.
 

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I'd go with Kratos, but upon (brief) reflection I don't think he'd be very good in anything other than the "psychotic murder" department. And while that might seem to be a good thing at first, I'd be a bit more comfortable with it if I knew I could trust him in the "telling friend from foe from EMPLOYER" department.

So yeah...Ezio.
 

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Captain Falcon (F-Zero)- Do I really need to say why?

Chell (Portal)- Since she has the portal gun she'd be able to attack people from all sides.

Chun-Li (Street Fighter)- She takes on tough guys and whatever the hell Blanka is in her free time, she's already more than qualified.
 

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kannibus said:
Let's see... for my bodyguards I'd need a whole squad. Kind of like the president, but much cooler.

Cmdr. Jane Shepard -> Sarcastically witty team lead
Joanna Dark -> Ridiculously hot blow stuff up chick
Ada Wong -> Icy cool zombie killing femme fatale
Cortana -> Smooth talking tech-y girl
Morrigan (Dragon Age) -> Super magic powers and crazily revealing witch outfits
Sarah Kerrigan -> Stealthy assassin in sexy form fitting tech suit
Seong Mi Na -> Close combat expert for "personal" protection

Can anyone see the angle I'm working here?
Duh. Bunch of beautiful women, with one that you will apparently stick your dick into.

My personal bodyguard team

Fawkes -> Articulate strongman with a gatling laser gun... Why the fuck not?
Niko Bellic -> Loyal(possibly), gets the job done, a good friend to talk to.
Gordon Freeman -> Quiet, gets shit done, tons of weapons.
Kenpachi Zaraki -> ... http://bleach.wikia.com/wiki/Kenpachi_Zaraki If you doubt my choice here, go read the link and then talk to me.
 

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I'd have to go with a whole host of bodyguards: Vash the Stampede, Nicholas Wolfwood, Father Abel Nightroad, Father Tres Iquis, Drizzt Do'Urden, Genjo Sanzo and Cho Hakkai. All guys who are easy on the eyes and kick major butt at fighting. I'd throw Alucard in there, too, but he, Abel and Tres would keep me up at night with their fighting, and a woman needs her rest, you know.
 

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TriggerHappyAngel said:
If you needed protection and you could choose any fictional character(s) you want, which one(s) would you choose to protect your life?


I would let the Greil Mercenary's (from Fire Emblem) protect me, a large group of people with different weapons,skills and abilities; hell yeah! :D
None, a man should fight his own battle. I never'd run and I won't start anytime soon.
 

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Michael Beckett-- oh wait! He couldn't protect himself from Alma.

But seriously, I'd like for one or more of these as bodyguards:

- Bayonetta (she can headbutt a skyscraper, has a lightsaber (in my saved game), and is capable of suplexing a dragon multiple times).
- War (Darksiders. Noble of heart, has a giant sword, and fights like Link).
-My Fallout 3 character (he has a bunch of shit, and in the case of his death, he explodes and comes back to life).
- DOG and Alyx (Half-Life series. Alyx calls out a target and DOG rips it apart)