Fictional Character(s) As Your Bodyguard?

[Always_Remain]

Definitely Wrex from Mass Effect! Not only is he a BAMF but he is intimidating as hell.

But if he was busy maybe Adell from Disgaea 2. A) someone already said Laharl and Laharl would just treat me like his minion anways and

B) He beats the shit out of EVERYTHANG with his fists. Now that is awesome.

He also has a giant tie.

 

[AxDude]

Spoiler: Any fictional thing

Stompy Stompy

Spoiler: A realistic character

C'mon... the guy stops wars and occasionally the end of the world. Plus, he'd be an awesome bodyguard, because if he failed, he has that little thing called A TIME MACHINE.

Edit: Did I say world? I meant the entire existance of the known existance thingy.

 

[Lucane]

Suikoden's 108 Stars from 2 or 4(I liked those 2 the most out of the ones I played) Nothing like having an army that saves a nation destinied by fate to do so to be body guards.

Or just Jean, Vikki, the "Lead Character Data" (if you transfered data to the next game you know what I mean), Shiro and a Ninja or two would work fine.

 

[Sparrow]

Well, if I were to chose anyone, it'd have to be my favourite Irishman...

Spoiler: Go get 'em Sean

 

[Rakkana]

Chuck Norris!!!!!

 

[Melias]

Cpt Price from COD, he would be awesome!

 

[Lacsapix]

Auron, from Final Fantasy X

 

[jaing1138]

Cole Macgrath, Green arrow and Ronan Dex

 

[Caliostro]

The Adeptus Custodes [http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Adeptus_Custodes]

Spoiler

The God-Emperor's personal guard. In the most vicious and destructive battle mankind had ever seen, in a direct assault on Terra during the Horus Heresy, only 3 ever died. They're basically a small army of demi-gods. They make the Grey Knights look like beginners.

 

[SuccessAndBiscuts]

Butler from the Artemis Fowl series of books.

 

[Mordreich]

Jarmen Kell from C&C Generals. He can snipe the driver out of a tank...

 

[BiscuitTrouser]

Spoiler: This lovely thing

You're not going to mess with me now are you?

Damn you ninjad me. Best bodyguard ever. Unless your up against subject delta. Then your screwed.

 

[infinity_turtles]

The Unconquered Sun from Exalted 2nd Edition. God of Perfection as a bodyguard? Yesplease. Now if I wanted to tone it down some and have a bodyguard that was more entertaining, I'd probably go with HK-47, Mao from Disgaea 3, Gig from Soul Nomad, Goris from Fallout 2, Yuri from Shadowhearts, Melvina from Growlanser 5, or Jack from Mass Effect 2.

 

[NeutralDrow]

Rider from Fate/Stay Night.

I see no downside...well, one possible downside, considering who she is, but I'm willing to take that risk, dammit!

I'll admit she's probably the perfect role for "protector" what with her being lawful neutral and all, being able to become invisible, having the reaction time of a korean counterstrike veteran and being able to run up walls. Not to mention pulling your ass out of a dangerous situation with a huge-ass explosion trail.

You also forget that the "explosion trail" is directly tied into her flight ability (what with it really being <color=aliceblue>the Pegasus and all), so hooray for joyrides. And unlike Alucard, or indeed many more powerful potential bodyguards...<url=http://media.animegalleries.net/albums/userpics/71244/rider_chain.jpg>eye <url=http://gndynames.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/konachancom-19802-fate_stay_night-rider.jpg>candy.

Yeah, I'll take my sexy near-literal goddess (and her sexy, sexy <color=white>actual master) who could probably kill me if she looked at me the wrong time, even over a godlike vampire.

Minor quibble: she's Chaotic Good.

 

[Russian_Assassin]

Spoiler: That cute turret from portal

Yeah, because who doesn't want his enemies to be killed by a politely talking turret with a cutesy voice?

My bodyguard? Fuck that shit! I want my own powers. I would eat Alex Mercer and get his! But if I really have to choose:

[sub]Ain't that a face you would love seeing every day?[/sub]​

But only as long as I wear a mask of his daughter, because otherwise he might make me explode into bloodied giblets by coughing on me.

the entire existance of the known existance thingy.

I think they call it the universe, dear.

 

[Estocavio]

Gordon Freeman, Paxton Fettel, Alex Mercer.
I think that'd work.

 

[Haloperidol]

Wrex or Grunt from Mass Effect 2.

Wrex.

Shepard.

Wrex.

Shepard.

Wrex.

Shepard.

Wrex.

Shep--ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!!

 

[Edavies696]

alex mercer or a charizard

 

[Joshdemon]

Either:
Soap MacTavish (after all, he is invincible on the MW2 campaign. I've seen that guy eat live hand grenades)
Link (bless his little almost mute socks)
Some fantastic FF medley (e.g. Cloud, Squall, Auron, Fang, Bahamut or something)
Or Jin Kazama. ^^
P.S. in response to Erja_Perttu's comment, apparently not long at all.