Fictional Characters you'd like to punch

[SHWiMM]

Catelyn Stark/Lady Stoneheart from ASoIaF. Don't even get me started.
Dr. Weir from Stargate Atlantis. Honestly, dumbest ***** in the Pegasus Galaxy.
Haruno Sakura from Naruto. There aren't even words to attribute to her astounding lack of redeeming qualities.
Every single FUCKING character from The Scarlet Letter. No joke, worst book in existence.
Ambrose from The Name of the Wind. His comeuppance isn't nearly good enough.
Denethor, Late Steward of Gondor, from LotR. Seriously. I would bring him back to life just so I could punch him to death...again.
And finally, Joshua from The World Ends with you. I don't care who the fuck you really are, you're still an asshole.

 

[Ryuk2]

Edward the sparkling vampire, God, Jesus, Allah....you know what i mean.

 

[Punisher A.J.]

The news caster lady from Mass Effect who's name I don't care to remember.

I've had enough of her disingenuous assertions.

you get to punch her in ME2........ that felt reeeealllly good.

 

[Jharry5]

Mario.
Jar Jar Binks, for obvious reasons.
Moira from Fallout 3... I hated doing the quest she set because I'd have to listen to her talk...
The army guys from 28 Days Later.

 

[Cain_Zeros]

Hekat from the Godspeaker trilogy. I don't know if she gets what's coming to her, as I haven't been able to find the third book, but either way I'd like to knock the manipulative, genocidal ***** on her ass. Into a pit of scorpions (anyone who's read the books understands the irony of this).

Also Mr. Burke from Fallout 3. I seem to have something against people who support mass murder.

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

Isaac Newton.

 

[Macgyvercas]

Anyone from Twilight; anyone from a Disney Channel show, and Shia LeBouf from anything he's appeared in.

This man wins the thread. Took the words straight out of my mouth.

 

[reg42]

Bayonetta. She annoys me in an awesome way.

 

[Fellwarden]

That British guy in Assassin's Creed 2 really annoys me. It would be really satisfying to beat him to a nicer guy.

 

[Godhead]

Sheryl from Macross Frontier.

 

[Lolth17]

Ashley from ME1. I could not let that b*tch die fast enough.

Also, Sheva from RE5 (She screwed me over on that damn chainsaw guy at the start so many times I almost felt bad for her. Almost.)

Also, Ada Wong from RE2. "Stop running away from me when I'm trying to save you, goddammit!" Hmm, on second thought, Leon from RE2. Christ, that idiot deserved a punch.

 

[rt052192]

Baird from Gears of War, he can be funny, but most of the time he's just a tool

 

[Atoli]

I think i would like to punch Jacob Black from twilight series. Just for the way he acts and looks. And also Sticky from Fallout 3. 'Are we there yet?' Arrgh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd47SeSXGVc

EPIC XD

 

[AvsJoe]

Wow, this'll be fun...

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Legend of Zelda series:
Navi
Link
Zelda
Ganon
The crying Gorgon baby

Mario series:
Mario
Peach
Luigi
Wario
Waluigi
Toad
Toadette
Daisy
Birdo
Mallow

Sonic series:
Sonic
Tails
Robotnik
Amy

Star Fox series:
Falco
Slippy
Wolf

San Andreas:
CJ
Kendl
Ryder
Officer Pulaski
Denise
Almost everyone on the radio

Disgaea series:
Laharl
Gordon
Mid-Boss
Mao
Beryl

Final Fantasy series:
Nanaki
Cait Sith
Bugenhagen
Don Corneo
Dio
Hojo
Kadaj
Palmer
Vincent
Seifer
Squall
Selphie
Zell
Rinoa
Zidane
Garnet
Freya
Kuja
Puck
Ruby
Steiner
Thorn
Zorn
Vivi
Baku
Tidus
Wakka
Kimahri
Lulu
Rin
Seymour
O'aka
Braska
Brother
Leblanc
Ramza
Delita
Malak
Rafa
Mustadio
Orinas (I don't care if he's a baby, I'll clock him one for starting a war!)
Gafgarion (I'll tear his head off! Lemme at him!)
Alma
Teta
Gustav
Algus (I'll straight up murder him as well!)
Altima
Queklain

Q-Bert

Okay, I'm stopping now. This is already taking too long and I haven't even started books (Holden) or movies (Shaft).

Hey, what was wrong with Vivi?

Nothing; I love him to death. I just want to clock him one.

OK, sounds fair... I suppose. So you get the urge to twat kids you like now and then? How is that sterilisation program in Canada going?

Not very well. Something about 'human rights' and 'everyone deserves a chance' is impeding the sterilization program.

 

[CloakedOne]

Ms.Umbridge from Harry Potter.

Oh yeah, I'm with you on this one.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Protagonists that repeat a statement as a question, for example ?were in a cave!".....'Cave?'

 

[Artina89]

Nero from DMC 4. I just really hate him. Oh, and Chief of D's Moran and Captain Ross from Law & order: Criminal intent. I really wanted Goren or Eames (especially Goren) to pop one of them in the mouth, especially in season 7.

 

[GrinningManiac]

Thought of another one:

Any character played by Lindsy Lohan

AND

Hannah f*ckin' Montana

Damn that girl is annoying

 

[AngelSword]

Drizzt Do'Urden really whats so annoying about him?

Throughout the entire progression of his storyline, he still bitches about the same, "I don't fit in," nonsense, despite gaining a massive reputation to be the Ur Breaker of stereotype roles.

 

[MetalLegs012]

Frank Fountaine needed a boot to the head, of course a punch works just as well.