Finish the sentence...

[j1-2themax]

Apathy.

Why didn't you turn the...

 

[Beldaros]

fan off? look what you did.

Every day...

 

[ultimateownage]

Sleep some more.

I wish I didn't...

 

[SeanTheSheep]

...have to kill you but...

 

[NeoAC]

you gave Miley Cyrus her singing career, so goodbye.

Next week, on Hannah Montana.....

 

[Lester.]

chuck norris vs captain price.

This is Brainiac, the science show that...

 

[j1-2themax]

loves its scantily clad women.

When the light turns green...

 

[ultimateownage]

You die. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I wish I had a flying...

 

[Lester.]

...fuck on what my mate is on about.

That's no moon...

 

[j1-2themax]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU[incineration]

Why are my car keys...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...in the sky?

I am going to get knighted...

 

[Pimppeter2]

...by a banana


I watched Shrek 3 and...

 

[j1-2themax]

could not stop hurling because of the way...

 

[DSEZ]

he looks

this thread is....

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...so awesome, it makes me cry.

This pie tastes...

 

[j1-2themax]

like somebody pulled an American Pie on it.

Four score and seven years ago...

 

[CounterAttack]

my problems numbered fourscore and nineteen, yet none were feminine in origin.

Captain! Sir! We've received reports that they're building...

 

[j1-2themax]

yet another Starbucks. Permission to fire...

 

[CounterAttack]

pancake cannon battery, sir.

Every American citizen should own...