Finish the sentence...

[j1-2themax]

...break a new world record nobody cares about.

Quick, someone fetch my...

 

[drisky]

...beating stick, I have things to beat.

Nine monkeys have the ability to...

 

[CounterAttack]

combine their minds and transform into Uber-Monkey, a mental and physical fusion of the nine.

When Uber-Monkey walks the earth...

 

[BloodyThoughts]

he shall kill all non-mammals

The walruses will...

 

[CounterAttack]

defeat Uber-Monkey in a colossal battle between him and the War-Walrus.

A ninja is capable of stealing posts at...

 

[BloodyThoughts]

the worst of times for you

The power of SuperMegaDeathChrist 3000...

 

[j1-2themax]

COMPELS YOU! OBEY THE POWAH!

Does anyone realize what will happen if...

 

[biscuit86]

they take our shillelaghs?

Ireland is

 

[CounterAttack]

awesome. Especially because of their leprechauns, penguins and clothing made of ice.

One of the lesser known facts of New Zealand is...

 

[Sleekgiant]

the goats eat sandwiches.

Hey that looks like...

 

[Aunel]

your buttcrack!

I reall enjoy it when you...

play bass!

that .... is broken! (fill in the dots)

 

[CounterAttack]

go frag a fruit basket?

I have half a pound of... ...in my pants.

 

[Sleekgiant]

peanut butter

What if I just...

 

[Sleekgiant]

the next lunar eclipse occur

Why do birds suddenly appear...

 

[Sleekgiant]

pants on head retarded

Ninjas stole my favorite....

 

[ultimateownage]

Banana.

I wish I had a massive...