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Deadlock Radium said:
I got married when I was 4 or 5 years old, though it was a very unserious marriage.
I've never had a girlfriend, even though I think I don't look that bad.
Thank you, friend-zone!
/embarassed
Dude I was in that spot for the longest time! 2008 I was 1 for 5 attempts at just landing a date with a girl! Stupid friend zone! Don't be embarrassed though. It'll happen in time.
 

DSEZ

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thats not a stupid question

story:i was in hawaii because my family sent me to BJ penn's mma training camp for 2 weeks and this girl we were in a group together got to know each other and we went for a walk she asked for tips on wrestling(im a wrestler and a muay thai fighter) so i showed her a double leg take down and then i just kissed her and things went from there
 

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Age 13, we had been best friends for awhile and hung out all the time so we just decided to date. About two weeks later we were hanging out in her room NOT DOING ANYTHING which really made it worse (I didn't even have a sex drive at that age!) So her dad got home and freaked out. He kicked down the door (which wasn't even locked) and had a shotgun and yelled at me to leave. I legitimately pissed myself when he busted down the door. So I left, and although she thought it was funny I did not so we broke up. We are still friends but I can't get the memories of her dad out of my head when I talk to her and all she probably thinks of is me wetting myself. Not so much dating after that, especially since our high school nurses told us that 3/5 chicks at our school had STD's, I believe and hope we had the most abstinence abiding class of all.
 

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Fifteen, though I don't even know if you could've called him a boyfriend. I was forced into that relationship by a girl friend of mine who wanted so desperately to play "matchmaker".

My current boyfriend and I were shy at first so it's not like I hate shy men (since I am timid myself) but... this guy. Wow. He was something else. Just awful. He would be too scared to hold my hand, too scared to hold a decent conversation, sweat like a leaky faucet around me, he would only give those quick and nervous hugs before bolting, and would say stuff like, "Hey, we should go to the movies over the weekend!" and then be too scared to call me. Ever. Yet, he would stare at me in every class ( o_o that kind of staring) and draw pictures of me as some kind of bizarre offering. He would also write songs and poems about me, too, and that started before we were dating.

Needless to say it didn't last long and I avoided the angsty, arty types like the plague ever since then. I am so very happy with my chef, thanks. :p

I also stopped talking to this matchmaker friend afterwords because her failed and forced efforts led her to spread childish babble about me being a heartless man-eating whore, even though I was polite and mannered about things.

Lol, high school!
 

hyperhammy

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PixieFace said:
Fifteen, though I don't even know if you could've called him a boyfriend. I was forced into that relationship by a girl friend of mine who wanted so desperately to play "matchmaker".

My current boyfriend and I were shy at first so it's not like I hate shy men (since I am timid myself) but... this guy. Wow. He was something else. Just awful. He would be too scared to hold my hand, too scared to hold a decent conversation, sweat like a leaky faucet around me, he would only give those quick and nervous hugs before bolting, and would say stuff like, "Hey, we should go to the movies over the weekend!" and then be too scared to call me. Ever. Yet, he would stare at me in every class ( o_o that kind of staring) and draw pictures of me as some kind of bizarre offering. He would also write songs and poems about me, too, and that started before we were dating.

Needless to say it didn't last long and I avoided the angsty, arty types like the plague ever since then. I am so very happy with my chef, thanks. :p

I also stopped talking to this matchmaker friend afterwords because her failed and forced efforts led her to spread childish babble about me being a heartless man-eating whore, even though I was polite and mannered about things.

Lol, high school!
A friend of mine is setting me up for a double date. Let's see if this is similar xD
 

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Eight grade. She was a whore, and I don't mean in a way I could possibly benefit from. All the ones that followed were, similarly, whores.
 

Canadamus Prime

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Well if you want to count Internet relationships, 17. She suddenly declared that she loved me out of the blue one day when we were chatting on ICQ.

There's a good reason I don't do instant messaging anymore.
 

hyperhammy

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SODAssault said:
Eight grade. She was a whore, and I don't mean in a way I could possibly benefit from. All the ones that followed were, similarly, whores.
An 8. grade whore, a lot of people keep writing things like that... please define why she's a whore.
 

Cain_Zeros

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18, and we'd been friends for ages at that point. Little word of advice, don't date someone you've been friends with almost your entire life unless you're sure it'll work out alright, or at least end well.
 

Sarahcidal

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i was like 12 ...but I never put out until i met my first serious boyfriend when I was 18 (now my fiance) ...all 3 of my sisters got knocked up in high school and dropped out by the 10th or 11 grade and I wanted to do (or NOT do lol) everything in my power to NOT get knocked up with spawn lol
 

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I was 16, and we knew each other from our Autism group. We had known each other a long time and decided to give a relationship a shot. Didn't work out, but we're still friends.
 

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The Singularity said:
Age 13, we had been best friends for awhile and hung out all the time so we just decided to date. About two weeks later we were hanging out in her room NOT DOING ANYTHING which really made it worse (I didn't even have a sex drive at that age!) So her dad got home and freaked out. He kicked down the door (which wasn't even locked) and had a shotgun and yelled at me to leave. I legitimately pissed myself when he busted down the door. So I left, and although she thought it was funny I did not so we broke up. We are still friends but I can't get the memories of her dad out of my head when I talk to her and all she probably thinks of is me wetting myself. Not so much dating after that, especially since our high school nurses told us that 3/5 chicks at our school had STD's, I believe and hope we had the most abstinence abiding class of all.
I shit myself laughing while reading this!!! xD
 

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hyperhammy said:
EvilMuffin094 said:
14 and we met at the mall. She was 17...the relationship lasted 4 hours.
Wow... how did that happen?
Well at the time I looked 16, so she didn't mind. Neither did I, I suppose. towards the end of the day, I had to give her a ride home(well, my mom had to.)because her dad couldn't come or something. Right after we dropped her off at her house, my mom told me I'm never to talk to her again. And for a reason I will never know, I listened...I really wish I hadn't though...she was such a nice girl haha.
 

IHateDaManSkirt

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Never. I doubt I will even be in a relationship in the next decade. Well thanks again for eradicating my self confidence.
Damn it, I'm a loser!
 

CyberAkuma

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First girlfriend, I was 19. Her parents dispised me. Relationship lasted 3 months.

First real relationship I was 24. Relationship laster over 3 years.