First Girlfriend

[Orcus The Ultimate]

20 and i'm glad it was who she was. because to be truthful, you better have a nice memory about your first time than something else.

 

[Erikleorga]

23, only because there were no women out there who could respect me for who I am. There were hopefuls through high school; but once I found her, I went for it and it was a good payoff!

 

[shwnbob]

16, We knew each other because we are both in the same organization.

 

[Orcus The Ultimate]

Age 13, we had been best friends for awhile and hung out all the time so we just decided to date. About two weeks later we were hanging out in her room NOT DOING ANYTHING which really made it worse (I didn't even have a sex drive at that age!) So her dad got home and freaked out. He kicked down the door (which wasn't even locked) and had a shotgun and yelled at me to leave. I legitimately pissed myself when he busted down the door. So I left, and although she thought it was funny I did not so we broke up. We are still friends but I can't get the memories of her dad out of my head when I talk to her and all she probably thinks of is me wetting myself. Not so much dating after that, especially since our high school nurses told us that 3/5 chicks at our school had STD's, I believe and hope we had the most abstinence abiding class of all.

I shit myself laughing while reading this!!! xD

you're not the only one!

 

[hyperhammy]

Age 13, we had been best friends for awhile and hung out all the time so we just decided to date. About two weeks later we were hanging out in her room NOT DOING ANYTHING which really made it worse (I didn't even have a sex drive at that age!) So her dad got home and freaked out. He kicked down the door (which wasn't even locked) and had a shotgun and yelled at me to leave. I legitimately pissed myself when he busted down the door. So I left, and although she thought it was funny I did not so we broke up. We are still friends but I can't get the memories of her dad out of my head when I talk to her and all she probably thinks of is me wetting myself. Not so much dating after that, especially since our high school nurses told us that 3/5 chicks at our school had STD's, I believe and hope we had the most abstinence abiding class of all.

I shit myself laughing while reading this!!! xD

you're not the only one!

High five!!!

 

[dbmountain]

11 years old, she was my neighbour. Hardly serious, but dating for 1 month when were that age was considering pretty serious I guess lol

After that,I had a couple little fling things throughout high school that weren't really considered girlfriend. Now I gots me a pretty serious relationship ^_^

 

[armaina]

My boyfriend and I started our relationship when I was 19, we first met online when I was 14. I was the one that initiated the relationship. We've been together ever since, about 6 years so far. He's the only boyfriend I've ever had and I wouldn't want it any other way <3

 

[CloggedDonkey]

I have never had one...

Thank you no self-confidence.

None yet, 15 at the moment.

God damnit. >_> SELF CONFIDENCE PLZ.

Together, we will form the "Never had a girlfriend because we have no self confidence brigade"! We will strike fear into the hearts of no one everywhere!
EDIT:

Never. I doubt I will even be in a relationship in the next decade. Well thanks again for eradicating my self confidence.
Damn it, I'm a loser!

Almost forgot to add you to the team.

 

[Lord_Z]

First girlfriend and first relation and first everything at 17, like 2 months before I turned 18. We are over 2 years now and still going strong.
We met in school after going to the same class for over 2 years, not realising that the other one existed.

 

[dbmountain]

Low self-confidencers! You must learn to feign your confidence!
I suffer(ed) pretty severe acne and have the scars to prove it. People find confidence attractive, act awesome and the girls (or dudes) will keep rollin' in no matter what you look like

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

Eight grade. She was a whore, and I don't mean in a way I could possibly benefit from. All the ones that followed were, similarly, whores.

An 8. grade whore, a lot of people keep writing things like that... please define why she's a whore.

Could have a lot to do with all the guys she was fucking while we were in a relationship.

 

[PixieFace]

A friend of mine is setting me up for a double date. Let's see if this is similar xD

Oh... Oh dear god. I hope for your sake not! Haha, keep me updated, I hope it goes swimmingly. ;D

 

[hyperhammy]

A friend of mine is setting me up for a double date. Let's see if this is similar xD

Oh... Oh dear god. I hope for your sake not! Haha, keep me updated, I hope it goes swimmingly. ;D

Did I mention that I have never met this girl? Yeah, I'm nervous. xD

Age 13, we had been best friends for awhile and hung out all the time so we just decided to date. About two weeks later we were hanging out in her room NOT DOING ANYTHING which really made it worse (I didn't even have a sex drive at that age!) So her dad got home and freaked out. He kicked down the door (which wasn't even locked) and had a shotgun and yelled at me to leave. I legitimately pissed myself when he busted down the door. So I left, and although she thought it was funny I did not so we broke up. We are still friends but I can't get the memories of her dad out of my head when I talk to her and all she probably thinks of is me wetting myself. Not so much dating after that, especially since our high school nurses told us that 3/5 chicks at our school had STD's, I believe and hope we had the most abstinence abiding class of all.

I'm not going to her house. Hope her dad doesn't stalk me home.

 

[notyouraveragejoe]

12 or 13. We went to school together, she sat 3 seats in front of me in class. I asked her out since I really liked her. She said yes.

 

[Orcus The Ultimate]

let me tell you guys that chicks when they're young, want older boyfriends, but when they get into a certain age, they start searching Backwards. so don't waste your time on girls of your age which probably doesn't even respect you! Cause the more mature the woman is, not only will they understand you far better than a teen with hormonal unbalance, but you'll get the fun of your lifetime!

HIGH FIVE!

 

[PixieFace]

A friend of mine is setting me up for a double date. Let's see if this is similar xD

Oh... Oh dear god. I hope for your sake not! Haha, keep me updated, I hope it goes swimmingly. ;D

Did I mention that I have never met this girl? Yeah, I'm nervous. xD

Oh my. Blind AND double date? Yikes. I'm crossing my fingers for you.

Wash your hair, wear a nice shirt, smile, and never ever wear socks with sandals. Even if she's a lumpy, drooling yeti, at least you'll be dashing!

/motherly impulse

 

[Loves2spooge]

Age 13, we had been best friends for awhile and hung out all the time so we just decided to date. About two weeks later we were hanging out in her room NOT DOING ANYTHING which really made it worse (I didn't even have a sex drive at that age!) So her dad got home and freaked out. He kicked down the door (which wasn't even locked) and had a shotgun and yelled at me to leave. I legitimately pissed myself when he busted down the door. So I left, and although she thought it was funny I did not so we broke up. We are still friends but I can't get the memories of her dad out of my head when I talk to her and all she probably thinks of is me wetting myself. Not so much dating after that, especially since our high school nurses told us that 3/5 chicks at our school had STD's, I believe and hope we had the most abstinence abiding class of all.

Good god! Do you live in an eighties buddy movie where you get stranded in the middle of the woods? "You can eat my food, drink our water, but we only gots one rule; stay away from mah daughter!"

Seriously, that was so funny. I can imagine in the future you imagining that happening every time before bumping uglies.

 

[edman270]

my first "real" girlfriend was at 15/16 ,had my birthday while we were together... lasted only like 3 months

 

[Cody211282]

15, she lived next to my friend, it only lasted about a month though.