First thing you'd say after rising from a coma.

[Headsprouter]

''I SLEPT THROUGH THE RELEASE OF THE ELDER SCROLLS V!!!????? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!''

 

[Hader]

I like chocolate milk.

 

[Wondermint13]

Braaaaaaaaainsss...

 

[xdom125x]

"Where When am I?"

 

[kwagamon]

Well that was a slightly longer sleep than usual...

 

[Mr. Bojangles]

"O hai guiz!"

I couldn't resist.

 

[MagnusShalefist]

"The Sleeper has awakened!"

 

[ReaperzXIII]

MWHAHAHA THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FULFILLED! BOW DOWN FOOLS AS I YOUR IMMORTAL MASTER AWAKENS TO CONQUER THE EARTH!!! YOU HUMAN FEMALE GET ME MY CHARIOTS AND MY CONCUBINES!!!!

 

[Assassin Xaero]

"I'm still alive? Goddammit."
*sigh*
"Where's the bathroom?"

 

[Gustav Martling]

"Is Nintendo Hardcore yeHOLY FUCK I'M TWENTY!"

 

[ImprovizoR]

Give me Mass Effect 3 NOW!

Yes, I wouldn't care about nothing else.

 

[Wicky_42]

"WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?!? Wait, what...?"

 

[Infernai]

*in gravely snake voice* "Kept you waiting, huh?"

 

[DanielBrown]

"DIABLO III! GIVE IT TO ME!!!"

 

[strangemoose]

is episode 3 out yet? no? damn it put me back under!

 

[Chogg Van Helsing]

Told you I was immortal!

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

"How long was i unde?"

Yano, the normal question someone would ask

This, or "What year is it?"

 

[NerdElf]

Where am I? What time is it? You're all alive! So good!
On a sarcastic note:
Is Basescu still president?
On a lulzy note:
It's time to
*Shades on*
Start drinking cofee....


YYYYEEEEAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

 

[godlessheretic]

Have the cancelled Family Guy again yet?