First thing you'd say after rising from a coma.

[Treblaine]

If I went into a coma in the 1999 and woke up today:

"Wow, George Lucas made a whole three prequels to the Star Wars trilogy! There's no way that could be anything but the best thing in the world! Matrix sequels as well, those must also be amazing."

"Well I hope someone saved my Dreamcast because after 12 year that thing must have an amazing library by now"

"My god, Microsoft has made Three Hundred and Sixty generations of Xbox?!? HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN ASLEEP!"

"A Black President. Cooool, just like the movies!"

"I'll just tune into MTV to have some music playing in the background...ohhhhh no..."

But my top response:

[HEADING=1]News: Duke Nukem Forever to release in March 2011[/HEADING]

"Thanks Doc, good timing"

 

[Daniel_Rosamilia]

"I'm hungry..." The only logical thing to say.

This, but with an added 'Can someone run and get a double cheeseburger please?'
I end up really hungry after long naps.

 

[Gudrests]

.....who the hell are you people?.....pleese tell me you didnt shave my face...I want to walk around with an epic beard for a while

 

[Hristo Petrov]

KHAAAAAAAN

 

[Blatherscythe]

"Who are you people and where is my horse?"

George Carlin qoute.

 

[Mr Pantomime]

goddamn it, even in a coma I can't grow a beard

 

[noahqb2]

Whats the score of the hockey game? Wait wheres my Playboy?

 

[Snotnarok]

Can someone put me back in the coma? Sonic 4 was much better there.

 

[Kristoffer Sivertsen]

Where's my beer?

 

[Romidude]

I wouldn't say anything. I'd wait for someone to yell "WELCOME; TO THE WORLD OF TOMORRROOWW!!!"

 

[Hyper-space]

"Another sunday come and gone"

 

[RA92]

"Are you sure this not a dream within a dream?"

 

[eggy32]

"Damn, I overslept!"

 

[I Max95]

anyway i was saying...

 

[KaosuHamoni]

"Ahh... What a refreshing nights sleep."

 

[That_Swedish_Guy]

what'd i miss?

This.

Barring that, probably: "Oww, my fuckin' back is killing me. "

 

[CyanideSandwich]

"Has society continued to decline?"
"Yes"
"Put me back in"

 

[Lem0nade Inlay]

Do a massive yawn, something like "OOOOHOHHHHHARRREEEGHHHHHHH", stand up and walk out of the room like nothing happened.

 

[white_salad]

ASSUMING CONTROL!

 

[Racecarlock]

"Why am I in a laboratory with a computer talking to me about fun and learning and serious injuries?"