First thing you'd say after rising from a coma.

[spacecowboy86]

"Next time, your riding the elephant Steve."

 

[zyoto12]

It worked!

 

[timeadept]

"braaaaaaaaaaains..."

 

[Kadoodle]

"I've got some serious morning wood."

 

[Disaster Button]

I'd ask for a breath mint. Your breath after being in a coma (depending on length) would likely wilt flowers.

 

[Pants_On_Head_Retard]

did my plot to assassinate george bush work

 

[LightspeedJack]

Someone get me a tic tac.

 

[Chase Yojimbo]

"So did anything interesting gaming-wise come out? Oh really? Gaming is outlawed... Is Euthanasia legal now at least?"

 

[Shoes]

*spins totem to test reality*

 

[Bobbity]

I think I'd act confused and try to milk it as much as possible. Just saying.

 

[carpathic]

This doesn't look like the bathroom, did I just pee?

 

[Gerrawn]

"Has the Great Crusade begun yet?"

 

[Romblen]

"Are they still selling the McRib?"

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

i would demand

a new york strip, medium rare

baked potato

and some bread from the outback

once i had all that, i would calm down and ask how long i was under (and obviously find the nearest attractive human and catch up on lost time)

 

[bobfish92]

Probably already been said (I'm not going through 9 pages)
"Is food finally in pill form? What about pills? Are they in food form?"

 

[Korikitsune0]

"Lol, respawn."

 

[witness51]

" You guys might want to leave, 'cuz I'm gonna have some EPIC morning wood."

 

[SimuLord]

Did I miss something? When did we get to Disney World?