First thing you'd say after rising from a coma.

[imnot]

NEver gonna give you up!

 

[teebeeohh]

"do you have hoverboards and jetpacks jet?"

 

[zehydra]

Where is everybody??

 

[MetalGenocide]

Any calls while I was out?

 

[zHellas]

"None of you fuckers better have changed my name to Rip Van Winkle!!!"

 

[Booze Zombie]

"Took you long enough to press the reset button."

 

[Kamon42]

"Still no good games out? Fail.." Relapse into coma

 

[Gentleman_Reptile]

Has the music gotten any better yet?

 

[RamirezDoEverything]

"I'll have a coke"

 

[Deadpool062]

ABOUT GOD DAMN TIME! Or something along those lines

 

[dancinginfernal]

"Two questions. Have my loved ones given up on me yet, and do I have an epic beard?"

 

[Nuclear Pancake]

'Guess whos back, back again' ect

 

[somadman]

WHO TOUCHED SASHA!!!

 

[bulbasaur765]

Can cats and dogs talk yet?

or

How many Pokemon are there now?

 

[Scarim Coral]

How much have I missed from Naurto Shippuden, Bleach, Fairy Tail and One Piece episodes and manga's?

 

[ssgt splatter]

"Where the white women at?" Random one-liner from robot chicken.
or
"What year is it? 2020?! Do we have virtual reality porn yet?"

 

[Carnagath]

"God damnit, I'm still alive?"

 

[Mechsoap]

''Shit, that was a helluva night''

 

[le picklez]

"What the fuck..."