First thing you'd say after rising from a coma.

[Ray De Ation]

"I've come here from 2010 to give you a terrible warning! DON'T! TRUST! THE PLANTS!"

 

[Blue Horn]

"Oh damn, the bungee cord was still too long huh?"

 

[The Lost Big Boss]

My foot! I can itch my fucking foot!

 

[bak00777]

*big yawn* that was refreshing

 

[thiosk]

where all the white women at

 

[dkyros]

So there is such thing as a sex coma.

 

[Elemental]

"My Arkham City copy!!.. WHERE IS IT?! WHERE IS IT!?!?!"

 

[Josh Diaz]

have they made a game thats so critically acclaimed that it would make up for the 5 years of sex i didnt have in 20 mins

 

[Thedayrecker]

"I'm gonna take a nap"

 

[Ham_authority95]

"Man, I'm going to do SO much cocaine...and rape so many fine bitches. It'll be like '5 o-clock? Its *****-raping time!'"

Cookie for those who know where this is from.

 

[lockeslylcrit]

"Do the Cubs still suck?"

"Man, I'm going to do SO much cocaine...and rape so many fine bitches. It'll be like '5 o-clock? Its *****-raping time!'"

Cookie for those who know where this is from.

Predators

 

[Rabarberskurk]

"I need a wank brb"

 

[Aviyur]

"Do I have super powers now?"

 

[The Stonker]

"Get your hands off my junk"

 

[Devil's Due]

I hope that should I ever be put under a coma and wake up, I'd just act as if I was waking up. Group around me, I'd simply say "what the hell you all looking at?" and proceed to try and get up and leave, stating "I'd love to stay and chat, but I've had enough of you people." Or some other grumpy remark, and sign myself out from the hospital and try to go home.

They'd hold me back, but I'd just be pretty damn grumpy.

 

[Sacman]

"Can I go home yet?"

 

[The_Yeti]

F*CK, I left the oven on.

 

[supermariner]

"Is Jamie Oliver dead yet?"
"no"
"oh... wake me up in another 10 years then" *goes back to sleep*

 

[Camaranth]

OWWWWWWWWW!