First thing you'd say after rising from a coma.

[gamefreakbsp]

What's going on?

 

[AnthonTheSkabot]

Mom, Minecraft is lagging worse than Stalker again!

 

[Shade184]

"Hey, where did all my virgins go?"

 

[fates_puppet13]

summin along the lines of "AH! FUCK! my eyes! turn the light out!"

 

[Iwana Humpalot]

Is episode 3 out yet?.. It's not?! Wake me up again after 10 years.

 

[CaptainKoala]

Haha, oh man! I had a dream I was in a coma for 10 years. I-- Oh...

 

[thedeathscythe]

I want to secretly learn Chinese and when I wake up I would want to only speak it for the first few months.

 

[Bullfrog1983]

Look behind you! A three-headed monkey!

 

[Bogdan Carmaciu]

42. But I forgot the question.

 

[Jenkins]

wait.... so pokemon ARENT real?

FFFFFUUUUUUU

 

[Leftnt Sharpe]

Tea, NATO standard.

 

[shroomie]

'Where are the white women at?'

 

[Jake0fTrades]

And for my next trick...

 

[L4WLI3T]

"Is Minecraft out of beta yet?"

 

[v3n0mat3]

"sup"

 

[laststandman]

So can I redistribute my stats now?
I dont want to have any Charisma anymore.

 

[astrav1]

Well I feel well rested.

 

[xchurchx]

"IM ALIVE"

 

[jipperman]

WHO.
FED.
MY.
NEOPETS.