FIve things that you believe never should have been invented.

[CouchCommando]

1.Chopsticks
2.Poison Gas
3.Baby Boomers
4.Cholesterol
5.Globalisation

 

[no one really]

5. Music that sucks, especially the stuff that YOU like.

HEY! I like that music

1: Life
2: Evil...ness
3: Money
4: Greed
5: Capitalism

 

[Private Custard]

Its good to see someone here who doesnt think there cool and edgy by hating religion as a whole.

I'd uninvent the phrase 'cool and edgy' as it only seems to exist for when people have nothing left in their debating arsenal when someone has a differing opinion to them. And it makes anyone that uses the phrase look like a prick, even if they're not.........no offence!

Besides, it couldn't be 'cool' or 'edgy' if it tried. Believe it or not, religion is actually hated by quite a lot of people nowadays!

Anyway, I wouldn't uninvent religion as it helps me spot lunatics. But I would uninvent church bells. I mean fuck, I'm so un-religious, why the hell should I be woken up by them on a Sunday morning when I'm enjoying my lie in? It's a serious weekly intrusion that's pissing me off!

 

[WorldCritic]

1. Planet of the Apes Remake
2. Snuggies
3. Visors
4. Oedipus 1957
5. Radio Shack

 

[Doctor VonSexMachine]

all of you who say war, guns, etc realize that they would be invented eventually right? there's no stopping it

plus nukes helped in the production of nuclear power plants

(don't like them? have fun raping the o-zone with petroleum or coal)

Now, I am a student of chemical engineering and I have a mega boner for nuclear energy, but people need to remember all the terrible pollution that comes from it, such as the nuclear waste, but perhaps even more importantly, the heat pollution which destroys aquatic ecosystems.

 

[Gigano]

1. Absolutist Authoritarian ideologies with discriminatory content of any kind, religious or secular in nature. Or at least those aspects of them.

2. Propaganda and spin

3. Trash TV shows about utterly irrelevant shit appealing to the lowest common denominator and making everyone more dumb for it. Facilitates the above one as well.

4. ABC weaponry.

5. Any other concept or object that has or eventually will do more harm than good by existing, based on my subjective ideas about what constitutes harm.

 

[Free Thinker]

1. The internet.
2. Video games.
3. Space travel.
4. Science fiction.
5. Role playing games.

[coolface.jpg]

There is a ring of hell reserved for only you, mi amici.

The 8th Ring of Hell! Satan's Arse!
OT:
1. Mindless Followers.
2. The impossibly stupid.
3. Corrupt Politicians.
4. Jersey Shore. BOMB IT!
5. Twilight saga, if you can call it such, and it's god-forsaken author.

 

[xmbts]

I think religion is actually somewhat necessary. It can help give people guidance and peace of mind, and helps with your spirituality(which is different from religion). However I don't condone it being forced on other people they should have a choice in the matter.

1)Bottled water (it's a very successful scam)
2)SUV's (the H1 is an aweful vehicle)
3)The Jersey Shore (do I need to explain that?)
4)MTV in general (sure it runs most of the channels I watch but it also ran them into the ground)
5)Golf (it just kind of sucks)

 

[Etab]

1) This thread (ugh...)
2) The keyboard of everyone who wrote in this thread (including me hahaha)
3) Cheap dodgy manufacturing processes (Cause they "don't make 'em like they used to")
4) Spoken Language (cause without it we could have probably figured out how to communicate telepathically)
5) Methods of exploiting other humans/animals (cause I'm sick of having the opportunity to do so)

I guess in a nutshell, anything that has slowed our potential to evolve/adapt into a truly higher lifeform, instead of this hybrid animal/sentient mess we are at the moment.

 

[Jezzeh]

Not everyone agrees. All have the right to their own opinion. Good try, though.

I'm still just trying to find anyone who says religion is bad to actually be able to back up that claim. I'm not trying to take away your rights man, ease up.

I'll just make the first and most simple point: I'd rather not go about killing people and dragging civil wars on for centuries simply because of an imaginary man in the sky.

Look, the simple fact is this: You want a full explanation? Just as any views from a religious person would take time for them to fully defend in my eyes, I suspect that my atheism would take time to fully explain to you. If you really want to understand my views, then by all means, send me a message. But I'm not going to waste any further time or space on this thread, due to the simple fact that anti-atheism bigots are simply going to keep harassing me.

That's an invitation to any of you, actually, that can't really seem to defend your own beliefs but fully expect me to defend mine.

 

[Fidelias]

Greed
Hatred

Without these all of humanities problems would be solved.

But besides that...

1.the Eragon series (Paolini you plagarising pile of crap)
2.Modern Warfare 2 (for ruining the ingenuity of videogames...)
3.Botoc or whatever it's called. You know, that injection girls get to stop wrinkles. Works real well, then it doesn't...
4.Guns, because swords are AWESOME!!! And if we focused on swords, we might have created a lightsaber by now!!!

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

1. The Internet
2. DUEL WIELDING SHOTGUNS??!! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??!! WHAT THE FU-
3. Lady GaGa
4. Social Networking
5. Lolcats. Fuck those things.

 

[RooftopAssassin]

Spoiler: Might get long

1. Bush Admin
2. Obama Admin
3. Military-Industrial Complex (look it up)
4. Yellow journalism
5. AIDS
6. Twilight
7. Rap as a mainstream music genre
8. Snuggie
9. Video Game sequels before and after 1
10. Games based on Movies
11. Movies Based on games
12. Disney pop stars
13. Hannah Montana (she's so special she gets her number)
14. Wii
15. Flip flops
16. Fire
17. Lone Star (tv show)
18. Last Airbender the Movie
19. E.T. the game
20. Trailer Parks

Half of these aren't inventions. Fire? you're honestly telling me you don't want fire? That's ass backwards. I will have to agree with you on the Military Industrial Complex, though.

OT:
1.- Nuclear weapons/Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles (They go hand-in-hand)
2.- The Draft
3.- Reality Television
4.- Aerosol spray cans
5.- Paper money

 

[The Afrodactyl]

1. Rap
2. iPad
3. Guns (with the exception of the paintball gun)
4. Menstruation
5. Clothes for pets.

 

[TeeBs]

Its good to see someone here who doesnt think there cool and edgy by hating religion as a whole.

I'd uninvent the phrase 'cool and edgy' as it only seems to exist for when people have nothing left in their debating arsenal when someone has a differing opinion to them. And it makes anyone that uses the phrase look like a prick, even if they're not.........no offence!

Besides, it couldn't be 'cool' or 'edgy' if it tried. Believe it or not, religion is actually hated by quite a lot of people nowadays!

Anyway, I wouldn't uninvent religion as it helps me spot lunatics. But I would uninvent church bells. I mean fuck, I'm so un-religious, why the hell should I be woken up by them on a Sunday morning when I'm enjoying my lie in? It's a serious weekly intrusion that's pissing me off!

oh no, I understand that alot of people hate religion, though they have misinformed opinions on why they should hate it.

I myself am atheist, I just understand that some people need religion.

 

[The Austin]

Zombies: A generic enemy that is simply there for devs and movie creators to fall back on when they're out of ideas.

War: How much more do I have to say.

Religion: Yeah.

Can't think of anymore, but spray tans is good.

Wow. First post and somebody already has to get smart and mention religion.

OP: 4Chan.

 

[theimpsarecoming]

1) New Jersey
2) kick a ginger day
3) sweet bread
4) possible censorship of video games
5) Game Dogs

 

[AWDMANOUT]

Game Dogs

This.

Hand sanitizer

Also this.

Five-item lists.

This too.

I have 2 things that should never have been invented.

1) Religion : The Catholic church suppressed science achievements for centuries. Even in the modern world it is doing the same. Genetic research is being stifled because it is not Gods way(what the hell, is its Gods way to kill people thru a genetic disorder. )

Never mind the medical breakthru argument, breed and breed more in countires that cannot support it. Never mind the lethal STD called AIDS, do not use contraception.

A religion which made priests celibate due to the cost in the 14th to 16th century of supporting their families has something to answer to.

Sir (or madam), that is only one thing.

Also, I dislike small children. Not really an invention. But still.

 

[llew]

1, science 2, boats 3, planes 4, religion 5, hierarchy

 

[tthor]

after reading a lot of these, a lot of the responses seem very naive, x_x