Flirting

[teisjm]

"Hey there babe, wanna see how you pwn enough n00bs to get the nuke un MW2?"

Even if it's a 1 to 1000 chance, it'll be priceless if it works

I'd say the odds are slightly worse than that.

Personally I try to find some common ground with them on something and talk about that. The trouble is there aren't enough girls in the world that like YuGiOh abridged.... *sob*

Not really. I once dared a friend of mine to go up to a girl and say "uhm i'm sorry, but uhm... my dick just died, and i was thinking... can i burry it between your legs?"
They ended up dancing on the podium. But he was sadly too drunk to realize that she wanted him to come along when she said she was heading home. At least he didn't have to share the drinks he won for getting that line to work.

Point is, out of 1000, i think theres bound to be at least one, who doesn't care if it's nerdy,a nd just sees it as a way of breakign teh ice, or someone who doesn't get it, but continues to listen, or someone who just finds it ballsy to use such a line, or one that doesn't care what you say, and just likes that you're interrested in her or one...etc.

The cahnce of meeting someone random who actually udnerstands that line AND wnats to se you do it AND wants to do you afterwards may be less than 1 to 1000, but thats not required for it to work anyways.

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

All you've gotta do is not be a dick, chat a little bit and smile a lot. If she's attracted to you, she'll smile back and not walk away haha

Simple!

Pretty much this. Talk, get into a conversation, smile, be happy and stuff. if the girl is attracted she'll keep the conversation going.

But it all depends on what you want. Do you just want to flirt or do you want a whole relationship. If you want a relationship its always best to be the person to ask whats wrong. If your flirting then you want to make the other person smile.

So pretty much this

Relationship= Ask whats wrong when their down, and acually help them.

Being a Flirt=When their down make them smile, crack a joke ect.

 

[Daveman]

"Hey there babe, wanna see how you pwn enough n00bs to get the nuke un MW2?"

Even if it's a 1 to 1000 chance, it'll be priceless if it works

I'd say the odds are slightly worse than that.

Personally I try to find some common ground with them on something and talk about that. The trouble is there aren't enough girls in the world that like YuGiOh abridged.... *sob*

Not really. I once dared a friend of mine to go up to a girl and say "uhm i'm sorry, but uhm... my dick just died, and i was thinking... can i burry it between your legs?"
They ended up dancing on the podium. But he was sadly too drunk to realize that she wanted him to come along when she said she was heading home. At least he didn't have to share the drinks he won for getting that line to work.

Point is, out of 1000, i think theres bound to be at least one, who doesn't care if it's nerdy,a nd just sees it as a way of breakign teh ice, or someone who doesn't get it, but continues to listen, or someone who just finds it ballsy to use such a line, or one that doesn't care what you say, and just likes that you're interrested in her or one...etc.

The cahnce of meeting someone random who actually udnerstands that line AND wnats to se you do it AND wants to do you afterwards may be less than 1 to 1000, but thats not required for it to work anyways.

yes, but I can almost guarantee that if she's desperate enough to put up with THAT chat up line she'll be a total minger.

 

[Lemon Of Life]

Humming the Arthur theme tune seems to work.

As for a pick-up line:

'Do you wanna sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up?'

 

[ShankHA32]

If a girl (or guy) flirts, you can usually tell. (They laugh at EVERYTHING you say and hang on to your every word)
TO flirt, you generally just compliment them and be confident.

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

Build a long friendship with the girl, during the course of which (two years plus), you slowly start to let on to the fact that you might like her as more than a friend. Make sure you are always there when her other relationships go bad, comfort her, talk to her, learn everything about her and respond whenever she calls.

Eventually, in a moment of weakness, she will think 'maybe this is the guy who's for me?' And she'll be yours. All you have to do then is convince her that true love doesn't exist, and you must find happiness with whoever you're with, rather than endlessly chasing a dream, while you live in constant fear that she'll one day realise she never loved you, ony needed to feel loved.

Or, you know, just come out and say it.

(The above story has in no way been influenced by real events, no names or dates have been changed.)

 

[rokkolpo]

Don't flirt. Flirting doesn't mean shit.

Talk to women like they're people, it's easy.

why would you consider flirting to be demeaning?

 

[Andalusa]

I don't know. I don't really try to flirt, I think it just happens.
And I'm not really good at picking up on people flirting with me, I just don't get stuff like that.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

1. Smile
2. Appear confident, even if you are not
3. Don't be afraid to poke some friendly fun at a beautiful girl, treat her just as you would the ugly girls
4. Win her male friends over before you approach her.

Trust me... this works wonders.

 

[zehydra]

Do it a la runescape:

"Mining Lvls?"

 

[Amondren]

Well try to be funny and tell her she looks nice but like dont be creepy and dont try to make her uncomfortable

 

[Red Albatross]

To pull off successful flirting, you have to be observant. Pay attention to your posture and mannerisms. Generally, it's a good idea to make up your mind and go talk to someone very shortly after eye contact is made. Don't stare; it's creepy. Approach her slowly, keep your back straight and don't look at the ground, keep your hands out of your pockets...basically, look confident. Make a conscious effort to avoid any nervous habits you might have (I gnaw on my cuticles sometimes), and make sure you smile in a friendly way. This might sound weird, but when you're finally standing in front of her, do not lean in, it'll make her feel crowded and uncomfortable.

When you talk, don't use cheesy, canned lines. The best thing to do is to show her that you notice the world around you. What you can say is going to be very different depending on where you are. Make sure you comment on something that's easy to talk about. You can throw in a compliment or two if you like, but make sure they're polite and very general. You don't have to be as witty as Oscar Wilde to make flirting work. Just be confident and make yourself easy to talk to. Good luck!

(just to lend at least a little credibility to all of this, I'm happily married to a gorgeous woman who was attracted to me initially because of my approachability and confidence)

 

[Vredesbyrd67]

If you're doing it wrong, chances are you're trying too hard. Just talk normally. Don't view the chick as a person with a vagina, just talk to her as though she's a person. Withdraw sexuality from your viewpoint of her, and the rest should come naturally.

 

[Haunted Serenity]

be sauve and smooth talking with a non-threating voice and tone and just start with mindless conversation and slowly work up to compliments and so forth. it's easier to go like that. plus a dashing smile and friendly eyes help alot.

 

[Sneakist]

Confidence is key, along with humor. When you're talking to someone for the first time, try and keep a conversational balance between things that you have in common, and interesting things that you do. Too much of either one is guaranteed to get you nowhere

Approach her slowly, keep your back straight and don't look at the ground, keep your hands out of your pockets...

Tip: This also works for approaching various wild animals.

 

[RanD00M]

The only pointer I can give you is.Don´t try.

It's often not worth the problem.

 

[grimdeath999]

im pretty sucky at this but if you really want someone just be yourself and have fun and they should notice you

 

[persona J]

hey i dont even no how to make a thread

 

[Sion_Barzahd]

Best pick up line I've ever been on the receiving end of:

Some guy at a bar saw my tattoo (a feather) and screamed "WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA" from the opposite end of the bar whilst pointing at my tattoo with a deranged look on his face

Absolutely amazing effort right there XD

But if you're looking for a one night stand, just go straight ahead and be like "Do you wanna do it?". Seriously, it works if they're looking for the same thing

That is one brilliant attempt if you ask me.

OP: Its best to not be too forward, chin up and smile.